Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
Let's hear them
So my buddy get's picked up by a couple young whores at Harrison's the other night, they then lead him to pure gold, then back to their place, where he goes back to his car with one girl and starts getting a bj. They then go back inside and fuck on the couch. Anyways, so right when he slides his cock in her cunt, she says, I swear to god
"She's a tight bitch, isn't she"
JESUS, what the fuck is wrong with whores 12/20/2007 12:51:42 PM |
PackMan92 All American 8284 Posts user info edit post |
referring to girls as sluts and whores is degrading 12/20/2007 12:52:16 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
Classy broad 12/20/2007 12:53:14 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
what are you doin, watching them? wtf 12/20/2007 12:53:43 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
ok, so...
the one chick said that about her pussy
or did one chick say that about the other chick? 12/20/2007 12:54:02 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
broads like to be called dames 12/20/2007 12:55:07 PM |
PackMan92 All American 8284 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " You know what some chick said to my friend when he started fucking her?
"She's a tight bitch, isn't she?" Referring to her cunt." |
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=50710612/20/2007 12:55:17 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
Answer: No 12/20/2007 12:55:28 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
The Peter: My friend related this story to me
nastoute: The girl said that about her own cunt, but if her slut friend said that about her that would be so much more cash, hahah
lmnop: yea i know, jesus chivalry is dead because skullery maidens aint worth a damn
Packman: Yea i thought it deserved its own thread
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:56 PM. Reason : .] 12/20/2007 12:55:58 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
oh, well, that's kind of hot
...
i mean, when he gets to fuck a chick the first day he meets her you have to go pretty far to be any more shocking
taking about how tight her pussy is doesn't even register
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:57 PM. Reason : .] 12/20/2007 12:56:31 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
nastoute I'm guessing you have some shit to add to this thread
I love a dirty talking bitch, but I usually like it out of a girlfriend more
Since i'm such a fan of unprotected sex, it freaks me out when a chick acts particularly whorish if i'm fucking her the night I met her, it takes me out of my serene bubble of thinking stds dont exist
I mean, if she's whoring it up with me, she's on her grind 24/7
damn scullery maid whores 12/20/2007 1:00:51 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "t freaks me out when a chick acts particularly whorish if i'm fucking her the night I met her" |
what are you babbling about?
if she fucking you on the first night you meet her
GUESS WHAT
she's acting particularly whorish
she could literally be reciting the Book of Matthew while fucking and she would still be whoring it up
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 1:04 PM. Reason : .]12/20/2007 1:03:25 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
i know I know but like I said, i like to lie to myself because I live in a magic world where STDs dont exist and neither do condoms 12/20/2007 1:04:43 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
that's kinda hot, the book of Matthew thing. 12/20/2007 1:05:04 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
^^
you need to take a basic course in "not acting stupid" 12/20/2007 1:05:38 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
"Ask, and it shall be given you; UNF! seek; and you shall find; OH! knock and it shall be opened unto you. OH OH ! For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; UH! and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. [Matthew 7:7-8]. FUCK ME!
Yes that is hot 12/20/2007 1:07:02 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
i know i'm an unintentional genius
but that's not the point here 12/20/2007 1:07:56 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I had the patience to bag a religious broad, not like the closet cocaine catholic, but like a true blue believe in God good girl
i'd get jungle on her ass 12/20/2007 1:09:20 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
Here's a quote from a 30 yr old mother of one I babe ruthed a few months ago
Quote : | "Fuck me! I want to feel your juice inside" |
Bitch, you crazy? I already know you keep em!12/20/2007 1:14:39 PM |
HUR All American 17732 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "referring to girls as sluts and whores is degrading" |
all college girls are sluts/bitches/whores until they prove to me otherwise.
- seriously
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 1:15 PM. Reason : a]12/20/2007 1:14:47 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
^ 12/20/2007 1:15:13 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
I got this one a few months ago..
I'm all for dirty talk, but after getting to know this girl better I think she was prlly serious...
"if you come in me I swear to god ill slit your fucking throat"
12/20/2007 1:44:43 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
wow, just wow
that reminds me of what I consider the king of set up cheezy porn (other than bangbus, yea i'm sure its real )
creampie surprise, google that shit pilgrim, i'm sure you'll be a fan 12/20/2007 1:48:05 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
wehn i get home from work
oh wait is that the one where the girl is all "dont blow it in me, dont do it... then he does it anyways and she's all flippin out trying to dig it out with her fingernails? and then he's like well, here's $500? filmed at virginia tech? seems like someone on here knew her from hs or some story.
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 1:51 PM. Reason : e] 12/20/2007 1:49:42 PM |
keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
my favorite quote that i had this chick say to me once was " Yea my pussy is like a 16 year old virgins" 12/20/2007 1:50:13 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
That was sexy back in the day
Now the challenge is finding a 16 year old virgin
Not to say it wouldn't be a fun challenge 12/20/2007 1:52:23 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I had a girl tell me "fuck me like a power forward!"
I'm not sure what it meant but I'm like 5' 9" so I figured I was more of a point guard 12/20/2007 2:00:36 PM |
skankinande All American 28213 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm not sure what it meant but I'm like 5' 9" so I figured I was more of a point guard
" |
In High School maybe.12/20/2007 2:13:39 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
fuck me like a power forward?
wat? 12/20/2007 2:23:43 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "oh wait is that the one where the girl is all "dont blow it in me, dont do it... then he does it anyways and she's all flippin out trying to dig it out with her fingernails? and then he's like well, here's $500? filmed at virginia tech? seems like someone on here knew her from hs or some story. " |
I am tryin to find that vid right now... anyone got a link to it?12/20/2007 2:24:01 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "creampie surprise, google that shit pilgrim, i'm sure you'll be a fan" |
12/20/2007 2:25:08 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha that video sounds hilarious
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .] 12/20/2007 2:25:17 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
creampie surprise is the truth
who doesnt like to giggle after they come? 12/20/2007 2:27:25 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
lol ^ 12/20/2007 2:31:51 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
I just tried to google it... and it doesn't come up? I mean she's a hot girl right? 12/20/2007 2:33:48 PM |
sober46an3 All American 47925 Posts user info edit post |
there's a whole website dedicated to those types of videos...or atleast there used to be. 12/20/2007 2:34:44 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
it's just one of a billion plot devices to degrade women for our masturbating pleasure 12/20/2007 2:37:06 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
God Bless America 12/20/2007 2:37:46 PM |
sober46an3 All American 47925 Posts user info edit post |
yup...its almost as good as the ones where the guy delivers a pizza to a hot chick, except the pizza has a hole in it and his penis is sticking through. they then proceed to fuck. 12/20/2007 2:38:52 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
12/20/2007 2:43:04 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
This guy wasn't a slut but once he got on top he was a loose canon (not literally).
One of his favorite sayings would almost crack me up so I have a built-in immunity to laughing at it, but it hit me hard at first:
"I'm gonna plow you now! I'm gonna plow you now! I'm really plowing you!"
College boys. Go figure. 12/20/2007 2:46:07 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder if the computer guys here at work catch it when i download the images you people put into these threads, and can pick up on the
motherfucker.in/bsp/michelle/big_sausage_pizza_michelle_04.jpg
tags 12/20/2007 2:46:45 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
wow, i'd titfuck that chick to salvation 12/20/2007 2:47:06 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
nightmares
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .] 12/20/2007 2:47:07 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know why you guys are so intent on calling a chick a whore for wanting to screw. It not like any of you would turn down the opportunity to have sex. Not only does it make you a whore to engage in sexual intercourse with a girl wanting to have sex as well, but it makes you a damned hypocrite as well.
I hear from so many guys saying that they would be whore if they were a chick and screw so many guys... If a girl wants to have sex, let her have sex without judging her. I mean its just human nature to want to have sex.
I on the other hand hear this bullshit from guys way too much. In fact, I am so self conscious about having sex that when the thought comes to mind, I feel like a whore! And thats the bullshit you boys feed into a girl's head. Damn from loose pussy to stinky pussy to nasty pussy, its a wonder I even wanna be close to another guy without thinking something is wrong with me
I bathe, I shave and do anything to make sure I don't fall into those categories.
God, please condemn me to hell for wanting a decent sexual life! 12/20/2007 2:52:38 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If a girl wants to have sex, let her have sex without judging her." |
no12/20/2007 2:53:41 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
good luck getting laid then!
I mean I think its typical that when two people want to have sex that either its a one nighter and of course you both consent to it or if you're tryin to make something more serious you step back and wait and see where things go.
[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:56 PM. Reason : sdfg] 12/20/2007 2:54:31 PM |
Absolution Suspended 500 Posts user info edit post |
whore 12/20/2007 2:55:09 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
gg squirt 12/20/2007 2:55:09 PM |
sober46an3 All American 47925 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Damn from loose pussy to stinky pussy to nasty pussy, its a wonder I even wanna be close to another guy without thinking something is wrong with me " |
there was a girl in high school we called squeeky pussy because her pussy made a funny squeeky noise when you were doing her. 12/20/2007 2:55:21 PM |