wtf is this shit?

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"Dear Students for a Nonsensical Drug Policy, Enough is enough. You people have made my life, and the lives of other pro-Drug War members of Congress, a living hell. Just this year, your organization has: - Forced me to further scale back the HEA Aid Elimination Penalty, making it easier for dope-head students to regain their financial aid. - Duped Congress into cutting the budget for anti-drug ads in half. - Followed the Drug Czar to drug testing summits, conning school administrators into abandoning plans to drug test their students' urine. - Worked with the liberal media on articles in Capitol Hill newspapers attacking me for calling organizations like the United Methodist Church and the National Council on Alcoholism and Drug Dependence "drug legalization groups." - Bamboozled the Supreme Court into ruling that high school students can discuss drug policy in school. - Spread your "chapter" network like a disease throughout the U.S., recruiting thousands of students to work on campaigns to decriminalize marijuana, reform sentencing guidelines, and other efforts to turn our country into a haven of rampant drug abuse and sexual deviance. And as you can see below, the legalizers will do anything to dupe you into giving them your money to sustain their activities, including writing stupid poems about anti-drug legislation that I've written. So whatever you do, don't donate to SSDP this year. Do you really want to live in a society that allows people to put what they want into their own bodies without being punished for it? Do you want to live in a world where adults can walk into a store and buy marijuana (which, I'll have you know, is just as dangerous as crack)? Do you think we would be better off without mandatory minimum drug sentences, student drug testing, a ban on financial aid for students with drug convictions, paramilitary drug raids, and everything else that's keeping our fragile society from plummeting into the dark ages? Of course not. So take a stand against SSDP and ensure that they are unable to be as frustratingly effective next year as they were this year by refusing to make a donation. The Drug War establishment depends on your inaction. Sincerely, Congressman Mark Souder Indiana's Third District "

12/21/2007 7:20:16 PM

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"buy marijuana (which, I'll have you know, is just as dangerous as crack"

sounds like a well educated individual

12/21/2007 7:23:30 PM

how do you 'bamboozle' the Supreme Court?

12/21/2007 7:23:47 PM

http://souder.house.gov/

Maybe its a parody or something. Thats a real congressmen.

12/21/2007 7:24:25 PM

and to think i almost went to school in indiana...

12/21/2007 7:26:09 PM

If the facts are real I agree with everything up there.

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"- Duped Congress into cutting the budget for anti-drug ads in half."

Case & Point the stupid ads that run during prime time that depict some dude getting dumped by his girlfriend for hitting a joint.

I would much rather see potholes on the roadways patched faster.

12/21/2007 7:26:57 PM

i'm pretty sure that whole text is filled with sarcasm.....at least i hope so.

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"Do you really want to live in a society that allows people to put what they want into their own bodies without being punished for it?"

i mean doesn't the use of the word "own" here sound a bit sarcastic?

12/21/2007 7:27:07 PM

wtf is it?

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"Do you really want to live in a society that allows people to put what they want into their own bodies without being punished for it?"

...Something you don't need to bother with.

12/21/2007 7:27:15 PM

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"Case & Point"

almost, buddy

12/21/2007 7:28:58 PM

Its a parody, I just figured out where it came from.

http://ssdp.org/

Like years ago I did an action alert thing about the financial aid provision regarding drug convictions. I guess thats how I got on their mailing list.

12/21/2007 7:29:46 PM

12/21/2007 7:38:48 PM

original:


parody:

12/21/2007 7:40:46 PM

12/21/2007 7:44:19 PM

where did you copy this from?

12/21/2007 7:56:27 PM

an e-mail I got while i was asleep

12/21/2007 7:58:57 PM

This is the Rep Souder guy. He is responsible for the HEA amendment that denies financial aid to anyone with any type of drug conviction.



That is what the whole parody was about.

12/21/2007 8:19:01 PM

wat

1/22/2008 2:30:04 AM

Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.

1/22/2008 7:32:37 PM

1/22/2008 7:40:28 PM