Things I've glued together so far...
Sharpie and a pencil
My fingers


give me ideas!

12/29/2007 7:55:55 PM

ahhhhh


beats me.

12/29/2007 7:57:07 PM

a treat to your dogs collar

12/29/2007 7:58:58 PM

Go to the Petro Express beside the Merita thirft store and glue the water bottles that sit out front together,

or glue squeaky toys to your brestages

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:00 PM. Reason : meh]

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ..]

12/29/2007 7:59:40 PM

i wanted super glue yesterday to keep my shirt from showing my cleavage/bra.

12/29/2007 8:00:07 PM

^^^that would be funny.....unfortunately my dog is 2.5 hours away at this moment


I almost glued my other finger to the tube of superglue...that would have sucked...I'm still trying to figure out how to get my fingers apart...I'm thinking a nail file should do

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ]

12/29/2007 8:00:17 PM

^know anyone with ocd? if so, go to their place and glue shit where it shouldnt be

or go to a homeless shelter and glue quarters to the floor

12/29/2007 8:01:37 PM

I just glued a bottle cap to a lighter



and a potato chip bag clip together, now it can't be opened

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:03 PM. Reason : ]

12/29/2007 8:02:19 PM

if theres someone you hate, you can superglue a big piece of construction paper to their car

or glue the bottom of the trashbag to the trashcan & watch your roommate make a big mess

12/29/2007 8:04:52 PM

all good ideas



condom and a pack of cigarettes

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:08 PM. Reason : ]

12/29/2007 8:05:18 PM

with a tube of superglue, there is no limit to what you can glue

12/29/2007 8:08:15 PM

glue your fingers to your ass....so you can't make retarded threads like this anymore















I'm just kidding ♥

12/29/2007 8:08:24 PM

I already have two fingers glued together....kinda worried that they aren't coming apart as easily as I thought they should have

12/29/2007 8:09:26 PM

go to bathrooms in random stores and place superglue on all the toilet seats

12/29/2007 8:09:45 PM

hahahahahahahaha

12/29/2007 8:10:42 PM

finger nail polish remover should help with your fingers....

12/29/2007 8:11:03 PM

Glue my eardrum back together

12/29/2007 8:11:50 PM

okay!!! come here and I'll fix you up!



uh oh...I just glued an ipod to the desk

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:12 PM. Reason : ]

12/29/2007 8:12:24 PM

I hear you can use it to close up minor wounds

12/29/2007 8:13:39 PM

I'm gonna go smoke a black and mild because I'm bored...then I'm gonna glue the mouth piece to the computer screen

12/29/2007 8:14:34 PM

Use the glue to seal up Callaway's snatch so he won't get anymore sand in his 'gi...then we ain't got to hear him bitch and moan about Keebler cum flowing out of his ears.

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:16 PM. Reason : meh]

12/29/2007 8:15:28 PM

I remember when I was a kid and my brother put a magnet on the computer screen

lollers my parents were pissed

12/29/2007 8:15:40 PM

I like this thread

12/29/2007 8:17:40 PM

^^she should superglue 2 magnets together, with the north ends together & south ends together

that would show em

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:18 PM. Reason : cant spell]

12/29/2007 8:18:38 PM

glue your vagina lips together so you can't reproduce













I'm just kidding ♥

12/29/2007 8:22:41 PM

I'm gonna glue two quarters together....they will never be able to be used in a vending machine again!!!!!

12/29/2007 8:23:13 PM

go to a public place a glue some change to the floor, and watch people try to pick it up "profit"

12/29/2007 8:35:31 PM

set up a video camera to film it and call it "Jewcam"

12/29/2007 8:36:58 PM

lol...

glue some of your cats tail hair to the floor..........if you have a cat

12/29/2007 8:38:38 PM

that's so mean

12/29/2007 8:42:00 PM

go pick up some random guy, and get him to think he is gonna get some, hand him the tube of glue, but let him think it's lube, tell him to lube his junk up, and when he does, he glues his hand to his junk "Priceless"

12/29/2007 8:43:29 PM

now that is mean^...lemme know how it goes if you choose this one though


and taunting jews with money is not!!!!...that is criminal!!!

you can always cut the hair off the cat tail

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 8:44 PM. Reason : d]

12/29/2007 8:43:51 PM

Quote :

"taunting jews with money"

LOLOL

12/29/2007 8:45:33 PM

saps leg + lampshade

12/29/2007 9:14:28 PM

I had to call into work once to tell them that I would be late because I had glued all the fingers on one hand together with super glue. Do not glue your fingers together. It sucks.

12/29/2007 9:31:15 PM

I've never had these remarkable results with super/crazy glue.

Gorilla Glue, however....

12/30/2007 1:22:16 AM

To get 'em apart? Acetone. Fingernail polish remover. either will work great.

And yes, I've glued all the fingers on one hand together when building a model airplane. Great stuff.

BTW, superglue works amazingly well for field suturing lacerations, etc. When flying model airplanes, I've cut the bejeezus out of my fingers when trying to start an engine (engine backfired). Superglued the cut together and kept on truckin'...

They say that the trace amounts of methanol present in the cheap garden-variety superglues is detrimental to you, but I've suffered no ill effects, and the benefits of not bleeding like a stuck pig are readily evident.

There are actually formulations of cyanoacrylate (what superglue really is) for use in the medical industry, but they are formulated with ethanol instead. A lot of the premium cyanoacrylates are as well.

The shit is catalyzed by the presence of moisture in whatever it is that you're gluing together. That's why it pretty much bonds skin instantly, and other things actually require a bit of time to cure. This is also why it works so damn good at bonding cuts together.

12/30/2007 3:48:29 AM

TOO MANY WORDS.

12/30/2007 3:50:40 AM

You are a big pussy. Now get busy readin'...

12/30/2007 3:54:30 AM

maybe if you were to share your study drugs i'd be able to focus on said drivel.

[Edited on December 30, 2007 at 3:58 AM. Reason : i concede.]

12/30/2007 3:55:35 AM

That would be drivel, you illiterate fuck.

Maybe you do need some of my study drugz...

12/30/2007 3:57:35 AM

You could superglue a UNC shirt/cap in the free expression tunnel. Make sure to photograph / video those tring to remove it.

12/30/2007 9:24:05 AM

i had a D-room in Carroll for 2 years (door faces the suite door at the end of the hall) and I superglued quarters to the floor and watched through the peephole when people tried to pick them up

quite funny at the time

12/30/2007 9:59:27 AM