Try not to gay this thread up this year with yer bitchin, hooksaw and TT

1/1/2008 12:03:25 AM

you fag.

i can't believe you were here at 3 minutes after New Years, posting this shit.









(FYI, its only 10:20 PST. you wont see my ass here at midnight)

1/1/2008 1:20:45 AM

one day in the box for you!

1/1/2008 1:09:44 PM

yeah, but it will be worth it.

1/1/2008 6:49:57 PM

Quote :

"TreeTwista10: i always get told to stay out of soap box cause all i know about is nba, weed and hiphop here i come and tell you about weed and i get shit anyway by somebody who doesnt know what theyre talking about"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=509719&page=1#11122366

1/12/2008 10:38:19 PM

Twista deserves props for that one. I can't deny it.

1/12/2008 11:18:33 PM

tree twista is such a freaking honky

1/13/2008 4:26:31 AM

Quote :

"OEPII : I HOPE BUSH IS KIDNAPPED BY JAPANESE ANIME-MAKERS AND IS TENTACLE-RAPED."

1/14/2008 7:54:30 PM

Quote :

"SandSanta: Ron Paul was ... unelectable for a variety of reasons that internet neckbeards love to ignore."

internet neckbeards

i lol'ed

im gonna incorporate that phrase into my daily lexicon




[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 2:09 PM. Reason : ]

1/30/2008 2:09:15 PM

dude is on a roll

Quote :

"SandSanta: Ron Paul was cut because he does annoying shit like talk about the Gold Standard. Thats right, the solution to America's economic problems is reinstating the Gold Standard. Worst candidate possible."

1/30/2008 10:54:58 PM

yeah, that's a point of contention i have with Ron Paul

1/30/2008 11:46:46 PM

Quote :

"your tears taste like freedom."

- nutsmackr

10/10

2/13/2008 12:02:18 AM

LOL, love that one

2/13/2008 12:39:41 AM

Quote :

" SandSanta: A reason why everyone in the history of the wolf web outside of sports talk treats you like a massive, leaking, catheter tube TreeTwista10: learn to spell cathoder ... misspelling your insults makes you look more like the tool that you are. SandSanta: ( confronts tree with a dictionary ) TreeTwista10: nope, it's cathoder"

O

M

F

G

/message_topic.aspx?topic=515504&page=4#11340503

lol






[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 5:34 PM. Reason : ]

2/29/2008 5:30:48 PM

dont forget this

Quote :

"ps: 'cathoder' is the correct spelling...dictionary.com is wrong"

i thought this thread was for legitimate quotes and for just cutting and pasting blatant trolling, guess i was wrong though

2/29/2008 5:32:01 PM

And google

And every english dictionary ever.

2/29/2008 5:34:00 PM

those are all wrong too, i'm being serious, i spelled it right

i mean i'm such an idiot, its not like i could possibly troll you about the spelling without you knowing

cause you're so smart

which is evident by your double spacing

and your "new haircut"

2/29/2008 5:35:35 PM

I dare you to make less sense.

2/29/2008 5:40:43 PM

is that last post your way of trying to play off the fact that you called me essentially the biggest idiot on TWW and touted your own intellectual superiority...only to have it turn out that i was clever enough to troll your stupid ass for a half page without you knowing?

2/29/2008 5:43:03 PM

No

Actually I think you're flirting with me in a very confused and awkward way.

2/29/2008 5:57:24 PM

you started talking to me first sailor

2/29/2008 5:59:07 PM

you guys are fucking retarded. take it out of this thread...



and to my house for a gay threesome.

2/29/2008 9:02:33 PM

Quote :

"SandSanta: Actually I think you're flirting with me in a very confused and awkward way."

--message_topic.aspx?topic=508205&page=1#11340664




[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : ]

2/29/2008 11:20:43 PM

Quote :

"EarthDogg: C'mon Mr. President, there are plenty of other tools in the war on terrorism... you for one."

3/9/2008 4:18:10 PM

Quote :

"I'm not just "tuff" on the Internet. FYI."

-None other than hooksaw

5/2/2008 9:29:14 PM

Quote :

"ok if they let states have gay marriage they gotta let states not have abortion...its only fair....cant let those queers win all the time"

drunknloaded

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=526425&page=2

5/16/2008 5:30:22 AM

.

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2008 12:05:42 PM

lol @ queers having abortions

5/16/2008 12:19:40 PM

Quote :

"If this ever happened all we'd have to do is call bullshit and say an earthquake happened that set off their nuclear reactors."

what

the

fuck?

5/20/2008 2:51:31 PM

Hey, no fair putting DNL quotes here. no one can compete against that shit.

5/20/2008 3:17:42 PM

ok, well then this one is from another conservative we know and love

Quote :

"wars are a natural progression of humanity to rid itself of evil that would ultimately kill or enslave us anyhow"

5/21/2008 8:29:09 AM

don't worry mr. frog, you'll get your dream world with no wars run by liberals soon enough

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 9:26 AM. Reason : .]

5/21/2008 9:25:37 AM

Yeah, the Democrats in Congress have done so well. And just look at this notion of "superdelegates" (read "party bosses") and how smoothly the primary processes in Florida and Michigan have gone. Smashing!

Hey, let's apply this clusterfuck to running the country!

Wow.

5/22/2008 3:39:08 AM

What the fuck are you rambling about?

5/22/2008 7:48:44 AM

Quote :

"Yeah, the Democrats in Congress have done so well. And just look at this notion of 'superdelegates' (read 'party bosses') and how smoothly the primary processes in Florida and Michigan have gone. Smashing! Hey, let's apply this clusterfuck to running the country! Wow."

hooksaw

5/22/2008 10:08:31 AM

Quote :

"don't worry mr. frog, you'll get your dream world with no wars run by liberals soon enough"

And this is supposed to be the evil that will enslave us all? Is there anything out there that is not a call to arms to you? Since apparently modern humans must spend 3% of their wealth just to keep from killing each other. Right, liberals are the irrational ones.

5/22/2008 10:16:47 AM

attn mods: please change thread title from "Soap Box Quotes - 2008" to "Mr Frog has liberalgasmz 2008"

5/22/2008 10:17:49 AM

I never even considered myself a liberal...

Until I talked to a real conservative

5/22/2008 10:20:14 AM

Quote :

"Try not to gay this thread up this year with yer bitchin"

yep aaron, you can go ahead and start a new one for this year. this one is officially shot to hell


thanks Mister Frog

5/22/2008 10:22:00 AM

Quoting yourself in this thread is the equivalent of fucking a jar of peanut butter.

5/22/2008 10:25:50 AM

^waht?

5/22/2008 10:33:32 AM

Rat

Quote :

"A lot of baby boomers are smart enough to see a failed socialist program when they see it."

Dumbass.

5/23/2008 12:18:44 PM

Quote :

"nastoute: i'll fucking carbon nanotube you"

message_topic.aspx?topic=527903&page=2

6/2/2008 1:38:35 PM

I remember why I don't post in here anymore.

6/3/2008 2:45:11 AM

because unlike chit chat regulars like me you contribute nothing?

6/3/2008 4:58:46 AM

eyedrb

Quote :

"Obama might win, I just doubt it. His policies are shit, and people tend to wise up when elected the president. (que the bush ref.)"

sarijoul

Quote :

"cue knowing how to spell cue"

Boone

Quote :

"consider it queued"

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=528453&page=2

sarijoul's comment alone would just be an example of trite SB bs (omg, you misspelled stuff on the internet). But Boone's contributition elevated the exchange to true comedy. Point goes to Boone.

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : ``]

6/4/2008 10:51:55 AM

Quote :

"It's people like Boone that would vote for obama even if obama stood up and pissed in his cereal and was laughing. he'd probably celebrate it and ask for higher taxes on cereal. i just don't get how people can take things so much out of context to try and disprove obvious flaws in his campaign and say they have nothing to do with him."

I don't even have to mention who said this.

6/5/2008 11:48:53 PM

Jokes are funny when you have to explain them.

6/5/2008 11:52:01 PM

Quote :

"you make it out like the south hated africans. the africans put them up for sale originally. and americans are the one's who freed them. the war wasn't fought over slavery and every historian knows that. .... and look how great africa's "humanity" has made it since then for selling them out."

6/5/2008 11:55:28 PM

Quote :

"i'm probably gonna be peer pressured into voting for mccain cause i'm white"

seriously dnl is a piece of art

6/6/2008 12:05:25 AM