I'm sorry for ever insinuating, intimating or otherwise suggesting that you are full of inbred rednecks.

when I moved to Seattle, I would sometime joke that I moved to get away from the Backwoods Born-Again Biblethumping Retards prevalent in North Carolina

Let me just say now, I am really sorry. You people are not really all that retarded. Certainly you are nowhere near as retarded as many of my neighbors around the Puget Sound

Here's merely the latest of many examples:

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" Nude couple grapple over dog near shower THE ASSOCIATED PRESS BREMERTON, Wash. -- A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night. The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name. The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him. The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000."

Please extend my condolences to any of your family or extended kinfolk in or around the NC area. I hope that I have not caused any of you undue pain.

Regards,

Joe

1/1/2008 1:06:43 AM

LOL

1/1/2008 1:07:49 AM

Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

[Edited on January 1, 2008 at 1:18 AM. Reason : &]

1/1/2008 1:13:21 AM

^Geo. Carlin speaks truth!

1/1/2008 7:35:55 AM

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"The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name."

ftmfw

1/1/2008 11:28:22 AM

all is forgiven.

1/1/2008 11:48:12 AM

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"The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name cunt"

1/1/2008 12:34:38 PM

Oh my... sweeeeeet Carolina
What compels me to go

1/1/2008 12:35:38 PM

was that really an ap article? shit reads like a high school paper.

^ ryan adams. nice.

[Edited on January 1, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : ]

1/1/2008 1:03:33 PM

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"Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that."

haha never thought of it like that, well put.

1/1/2008 1:18:39 PM

Yeah, Bremerton and a lot of the pennisula are pretty redneck.

There used to be a strip bar under the highway in Gorst, right near Bremerton. Topless only and you couldn't get any closer than about 5-6 feet to the stage. You tipped the strippers by throwing little wooden tokens at them.

1/1/2008 1:34:31 PM

oh hell yeah, outside of seattle, it's just as redneck as eastern NC.

1/1/2008 4:34:12 PM

newsflash

hicks are everywhere. nc, wash, vermont, canada, iraq, norway, indonesia and fiji

1/1/2008 5:47:21 PM

outside of anywhere is just as redneck as anywhere

1/1/2008 5:55:41 PM

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"was that really an ap article? shit reads like a high school paper."

inorite? and the more you read it, the funnier it gets.

I suspect that since it's highly regional, it must have been penned by one of the semi-literate hicks working at the AP's Seattle branch.

"He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name."

indeed.

1/1/2008 6:48:29 PM