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poopface
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Yes im having a party for everybody

also there will be a band , evryone is invited!

but read the rest of this bulliten..forealll people!



Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.



DETAILS BELOW..












Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.



When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!



Come As You Are.Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.




98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...


REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.



Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

repost as Come TO MY PARTY







damn i hate myspace sometimes

1/2/2008 8:59:19 AM

LimpyNuts
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kill yourself





now






plz






then go to the jesus party.

1/2/2008 9:00:38 AM

poopface
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I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

1/2/2008 9:01:33 AM

evan
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ahahaha

Quote :
"98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...


REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL."

1/2/2008 9:02:11 AM

wdprice3
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how do i get to the partyyyyyyyyyyyy????????/

1/2/2008 9:02:30 AM

poopface
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Quote :
"DJ



HOLY




SPIRIT"

1/2/2008 9:03:23 AM

LimpyNuts
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^^by killing yourself

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ]

1/2/2008 9:03:41 AM

wdprice3
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^actually, suicide is sin, thus I would not make it to this party. You lose.

1/2/2008 9:04:26 AM

Apocalypse
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he will try to sign you up for all 4 branches of the military.

Don't do it.

1/2/2008 9:05:34 AM

mcfluffle
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^^if you step out into traffic and a bus just happens to hit you i'm sure they'd understand.

1/2/2008 9:06:31 AM

evan
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1/2/2008 9:07:22 AM

wdprice3
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^^^isn't it 5 branches?
^^k, i'll try that then

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 9:07 AM. Reason : .]

1/2/2008 9:07:25 AM

Jeepin4x4
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Quote :
"I was calm when we arrived at the party
I spoke with fervor, embracing the evening
My wife leaned over and she whispered 'I love you'
I held her close - we danced

We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
"

1/2/2008 9:08:14 AM

Arab13
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one question and one question only...













































































































will there be cake at the end?

1/2/2008 9:57:27 AM

simonn
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jesus is my homeboy.

1/2/2008 9:58:13 AM

mcfluffle
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the cake is a lie.

1/2/2008 10:04:17 AM

LimpyNuts
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Quote :
"actually, suicide is sin, thus I would not make it to this party. You lose."

are you saying jesus wouldn't forgive you and you'd go to hell?

1/2/2008 10:11:13 AM

wdprice3
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I'd assume. I'm just going on what Gary taught me.

1/2/2008 10:14:17 AM

ShinAntonio
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If Jesus is doing the "water into wine" thing, I'm game.

1/2/2008 10:14:56 AM

Arab13
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Quote :
"the cake is a lie."


so no cake?

:cake:

1/2/2008 10:55:14 AM

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