poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Yes im having a party for everybody
also there will be a band , evryone is invited!
but read the rest of this bulliten..forealll people!
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
DETAILS BELOW..
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
Come As You Are.Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
repost as Come TO MY PARTY
damn i hate myspace sometimes 1/2/2008 8:59:19 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
kill yourself
now
plz
then go to the jesus party. 1/2/2008 9:00:38 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life. 1/2/2008 9:01:33 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha
Quote : | "98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL." |
1/2/2008 9:02:11 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
how do i get to the partyyyyyyyyyyyy????????/ 1/2/2008 9:02:30 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
1/2/2008 9:03:23 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
^^by killing yourself
[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ] 1/2/2008 9:03:41 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^actually, suicide is sin, thus I would not make it to this party. You lose. 1/2/2008 9:04:26 AM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
he will try to sign you up for all 4 branches of the military.
Don't do it. 1/2/2008 9:05:34 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
^^if you step out into traffic and a bus just happens to hit you i'm sure they'd understand. 1/2/2008 9:06:31 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
/message_topic.aspx?topic=508361 1/2/2008 9:07:22 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^^^isn't it 5 branches? ^^k, i'll try that then
[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 9:07 AM. Reason : .] 1/2/2008 9:07:25 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was calm when we arrived at the party I spoke with fervor, embracing the evening My wife leaned over and she whispered 'I love you' I held her close - we danced
We had the best time at your party The wife and I thank you very much We had the best time at your party The wife and I thank you very much " |
1/2/2008 9:08:14 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
one question and one question only...
will there be cake at the end? 1/2/2008 9:57:27 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
jesus is my homeboy. 1/2/2008 9:58:13 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
the cake is a lie. 1/2/2008 10:04:17 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "actually, suicide is sin, thus I would not make it to this party. You lose." |
are you saying jesus wouldn't forgive you and you'd go to hell?1/2/2008 10:11:13 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I'd assume. I'm just going on what Gary taught me. 1/2/2008 10:14:17 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
If Jesus is doing the "water into wine" thing, I'm game. 1/2/2008 10:14:56 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the cake is a lie." |
so no cake?
:cake:1/2/2008 10:55:14 AM |