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ncemt_03
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So we have a huge back yard right... at the bottom-left corner of the yard there is a big ass oak tree-

So Killian (the dog) is all wound up and i throw this big ass stick across the yard, he gives chase, and while in the air the stick hits the tree and 2 pieces break off... One falls to the left of the tree and one to the right-

as the stick brakes he is in full sprint and runs a bit to the right to get the first piece he sees... he then hears the one to the left and changes course again to get that one.

Moral of story- as he changes course he runs smack-fucking-dab into the tree.... head first, full force-lol

I was all worried at first because he yelped and hit the ground- immediately after he stood up and spent a good 2 minutes barking at the damn tree

Guess you had to have been there but i am still lol'ing- bout the funniest thing i've seen in months- he does shit like this constantly

[Edited on January 3, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2008 4:38:03 PM

SymeGuy69
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you trying to sell that oak tree?

1/3/2008 4:39:06 PM

wdprice3
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racist prick

1/3/2008 4:39:07 PM

ncemt_03
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^^haha- prolly not.... too big to drop with the neighborhood as close as it is.

1/3/2008 4:41:01 PM

beergolftile
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brake

1/3/2008 4:44:17 PM

punchmonk
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Quote :
"immediately after he stood up and spent a good 2 minutes barking at the damn tree"


hahahahaha!!!!! dogs are outstanding!!

1/3/2008 4:46:24 PM

ncemt_03
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haha- i'm still laughing.... It was as if he were "cussing out" the tree for being in the way-

he's an "American Bulldog-Boxer" mix so it's not as if it was some little yippy dog- he hit that tree with a good 110lbs in full motion

1/3/2008 4:49:02 PM

Yoshiemaster
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i admit it, i laffed

1/3/2008 4:49:51 PM

eightysix
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lol God i bet that was hilarious to watch.

Speedy slides into the walls frequently, and now that we have a new addition to the family - Dart follows his every move like a big brother and does it too - just because he thinks hes supposed to.

its kinda funny.

1/3/2008 5:34:51 PM

Skack
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What a dumbass.

If you can make that happen again and videotape it I'm sure you can get $400 from Break.com for it.

1/3/2008 5:37:43 PM

ncemt_03
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^hahaha--- dude... I've tried about 10 times- He's scared of it now! I throw the stick, he gets halfway across the yard, stops, and barks at the tree! I hope he's not traumatized now

1/3/2008 6:28:42 PM

Str8BacardiL
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ahahahhah]

dude u nbeed to try this deep fryer

1/3/2008 6:34:07 PM

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