Cut My Pubes The Lowest EVAR !!!1:

with scissors. very close procedure. balls are amazingly smoothe. my unit looks even more MASSIVE. i applied the Gold Bond to the balls afterwards and it felt HEAVENLY. i thought I saw Saint Pete in my mirror.


another question: why does the smell of the last chick you banged constantly stay on your balls? it's not a bad thing. i love the smell of fresh opened VAG spread, but why does the aroma stay regulated to the balls

1/5/2008 4:27:08 AM

[balls]

1/5/2008 4:29:32 AM

You've had your moments, this is not one of them.

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 4:53 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2008 4:52:57 AM

I take showers


teh smell of the last girl leaves whenever I emerge and towel off

1/5/2008 4:54:11 AM

^ it doesn't. i'm telling you it sticks with you for months.

1/5/2008 5:34:43 AM

I have no idea

it's been a long time since it was only one vag touching my ballsack for an extended period of time




so I just assume that a shower makes my shit smell like normal

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 5:44 AM. Reason : I'm not opposed to one vag touching my sack btw]

1/5/2008 5:43:26 AM

^. understood. i'm a one VAG box type of man. i don't like alternating too much, but yeah. if you've been bwning a chick pretty regular her VAG box aroma stays on your balls. you have to relax and pay attention some times.

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aside, note. the one NC chick i dated throughout college at STATE made a note to smell my balls whenever i came back in the house. weird, but she swallowed and I didn't give a sh!t how crazy she was.

1/5/2008 5:55:55 AM

http://shaveeverywhere.com/

1/5/2008 10:04:13 AM

Quote :

"aside, note"

awesome.

1/5/2008 10:07:20 AM

1/5/2008 10:19:18 AM

8.333/10 thread, got my morning lulz

1/5/2008 10:58:39 AM

triple action

1/5/2008 11:38:06 AM

my balls seem so free. only problem is when my tool lays agains my pube backboard area. sort of itches the bwner a little bit, but hey. freeballing will never feel better.

1/5/2008 12:52:18 PM

best amsterdam thread in like 3 weeks...probably will be his best thread of the month...probably not 2008 though, g

1/5/2008 12:53:33 PM

Quote :

"aside, note. the one NC chick i dated throughout college at STATE made a note to smell my balls whenever i came back in the house. weird, but she swallowed and I didn't give a sh!t how crazy she was."

she was wanting to check if you had bwned any other VAG

1/5/2008 12:54:15 PM

Had a fro
But cut it low

1/5/2008 12:57:01 PM

^why's he holding packs of napkins in his hands?

1/5/2008 1:12:50 PM

Quote :

"aside, note."

haha.

1/5/2008 4:02:24 PM

Females sense of smell is more finely attuned than males.

1/5/2008 8:29:14 PM

hahaha ive dated a girl that came into my room once and said "did you just jerk off?"

i was like why?

she said "it smells like cum in here"

i was like what the fuck, but i said yes

even better part, i was lying and i had just banged out an ex girlfriend about half an hour before she came over.

...

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : better]

1/5/2008 8:33:07 PM

nice work leg

1/5/2008 8:34:41 PM

but seriously it freaked me out that she could smell my sexual infidelity yet couldnt taste the other female on my unwashed johnson

1/5/2008 8:35:29 PM

the ole double dip is one of life's most exciting pleasures

there's the excitment added by cheating, then there's the "is she going to know" suspense that heightens the second effort

1/5/2008 8:37:10 PM

you can smell fresh male cum but you cant taste female juices on the dick you're sucking.

time for a superpower tuneup

1/5/2008 8:40:19 PM

Chlorox smells like cum to me sometimes.

1/5/2008 8:44:04 PM

see the other thread where i announce my lies

back on topic, ive had my balls smell like sweaty pussy before. its hard to wash off. probably has a lot to do with going right to sleep, and sleeping in wet spots etc

1/5/2008 8:56:33 PM