they lower the toilet seat on their own?

1/5/2008 12:48:05 PM

apparently their necks get choked once they bring the toilet seat to my attention

1/5/2008 12:48:41 PM

Don't know I don't let guys use my restroom. They have to use the guest restroom.

1/5/2008 12:50:00 PM

they pay you back my mummifying themselves in your toilet paper

1/5/2008 12:51:19 PM

Why is this shit so hard for girls?


when i want to piss i put it up.

when you want to shit you put it down.




why should i have to do both?

1/5/2008 12:51:28 PM

oh god

shes like a hotter still furshia or something

1/5/2008 12:51:35 PM

she's been peed on at some point in her life

i guarantee it

1/5/2008 12:52:25 PM

she aint shit

1/5/2008 12:53:02 PM

do their vaginas prolapse?


to their clits expand to penile proportions?

1/5/2008 12:54:01 PM

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"they pay you back my mummifying themselves in your toilet paper"

so true.

1/5/2008 12:54:08 PM

I seek revenge on Rachael Ray and the Food Network. Can't you make her... eyes fall out or something? ...Tits fall off?

1/5/2008 1:20:35 PM

she doesnt have any tits

1/5/2008 1:21:00 PM

1.5 bathrooms/2 toilets FTW

I don't clean his, either

1/5/2008 1:21:24 PM

Does anyone here think its ok to pee in the tub if you don't feel like aiming?

1/5/2008 1:23:22 PM

only if you're about to hop in the shower or already are.

1/5/2008 1:24:06 PM

youre talkin to a guy that will pee his pants in the car if hes headed straight home

1/5/2008 1:24:11 PM

I always put the seat and the cover down after I'm done. That way she has to work for it too and can't bitch at me

1/5/2008 1:24:33 PM

too much effort, you lose

1/5/2008 1:25:02 PM

do the opposite, if she doesn't put the seat back up when shes done, just piss on it

1/5/2008 1:26:20 PM

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"I always put the seat and the cover down after I'm done. That way she has to work for it too and can't bitch at me"

1/5/2008 1:26:37 PM

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"youre talkin to a guy that will pee his pants in the car if hes headed straight home"

that's fucking hardcore

1/5/2008 1:29:19 PM

Why do people argue about this? It's just a fucking toilet seat. It takes about 1/16 of a calorie to operate. If it is not in the desired position, an armless, legless, blind man could adjust it in negligible time, so why the fuck do girls get all pissy about it?

1/5/2008 1:29:58 PM

because girls are pissy

1/5/2008 1:30:31 PM

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"do the opposite, if she doesn't put the seat back up when shes done, just piss on it"

1/5/2008 1:30:57 PM

they think they are special... they must not know they are just cock-gloves

1/5/2008 1:31:02 PM

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"they think they are special... they must not know they are just cock-gloves"

No, they aren't.

1/5/2008 1:35:05 PM

its Mister halberd swinging LARP'R

1/5/2008 1:35:40 PM

I'll drink (soy milk, of course) to that!

1/5/2008 1:39:11 PM

1/5/2008 1:39:38 PM

stop trying to be suave and let me start an argument

1/5/2008 1:44:52 PM

Hey ladies....do the seats in women's bathrooms actually move up and down?

1/5/2008 1:52:17 PM

As a compromise, I propose abolishing both urination and defecation.

It's the 21st century. Barbaric practices should be abandoned.

1/5/2008 2:14:30 PM

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"Why is this shit so hard for girls?"

I had two brothers and a dad growing up, I really don't care if it's up or down. As long as you didn't get pee all over it.

1/5/2008 4:17:17 PM

i wipe the seat after i pee and the floor, both with a clorox wipe...i'm all hygienic and stuff

1/5/2008 4:19:28 PM

Does that mean you piss all over the seats and floor when you go?

1/5/2008 4:22:17 PM

no, how would you come up with that idea?

1/5/2008 4:23:03 PM