1. Apparently, I drive a ve HICK el.

2. CPS = Child Protective Services

3. You're no one until you have a 'settlement' coming in.

4. Unemployment is a career, thx u government

1/7/2008 6:24:18 PM

get off your ass and gets a job

1/7/2008 6:27:19 PM

I watched this episode of Judge Judy where some lady's cat went in a neighbors yard and scratched a kid ... they just went on and on. WTF is there to talk about, clearly the cat owner is at fault for letting her scratch-happy pet run into the neighbors yard.

1/7/2008 6:28:34 PM

I swear I lose IQ points when I watch these shows. My favorite defense for why someone hasn't paid something they owe is...and this gets used all the time, 'because I didn't have the money'


CASE CLOSED!

1/7/2008 6:37:45 PM

Things I've Learned Thanks To 'Cop' Shows...just cause you have a blurred face, doesnt mean youre important or attractive.

1/7/2008 6:40:44 PM

The burden of proof is on the claimant, no matter what fucking redneck logic you come up with.

1/7/2008 6:40:45 PM

Actually...seeing as how it's usually the ugly ones who have nothing to lose and are dumb enough to sign consent forms to be on tv, I'd venture to say that the blurred ones actually are the more important/attractive ones.


Just a theory though

1/7/2008 6:43:21 PM

youre just a theory.

1/7/2008 6:44:18 PM

i dunno. since they blur you out on shows like that unless you specifically say they can show ur face, I'd say, from the perspective of the show, the non-blurred people are usually more important Cause why the hell are they gonna ask some random bitch who wasn't involved and is just chillin in the background if they can show her face?

1/7/2008 6:45:08 PM

damn blas, what the hell did I do to you? jeez

1/7/2008 6:53:57 PM

Why are you on my internet again?

1/7/2008 6:54:55 PM

you act like im attacking you. this is mild for me.

1/7/2008 6:55:25 PM

^^um......no

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1/7/2008 7:03:18 PM

My name is Judge!

1/7/2008 7:51:01 PM

THAT MONEY WAS A GIFT!!!!!

1/7/2008 8:03:08 PM

^aha....good one

1/7/2008 8:38:17 PM

bttt

3/22/2008 1:12:48 AM

I've learned... don't do business with family, friends, or significant others, unless there is paperwork involved

3/22/2008 1:26:51 AM

hell no, you dont do that even if there is paperwork. the next woman that i have financial dealings with and sleep with will be my wife.

3/22/2008 1:33:51 AM