whohooooo, I'm gonna be the head flight engineer on the trip to mars

yey

1/8/2008 1:33:16 PM

srsly?

1/8/2008 1:33:47 PM

they always send monkeys out to distance places to make sure that it is safe for humans

1/8/2008 1:33:54 PM

there's a joke here about being a "head engineer"

but im just not feeling it

1/8/2008 1:34:03 PM

don't bother, all that stuff's fake.

1/8/2008 1:34:13 PM

heres to you banging one of those ugly female astronauts we posted in that thread a few weeks back

1/8/2008 1:34:55 PM

yeah, im the head astronaut on Mars Explorer, we launch in 2013

1/8/2008 1:34:59 PM

1/8/2008 1:35:20 PM

congrats!!!

1/8/2008 1:35:27 PM

i just got hired as a mining engineer. basically i go down about 5 miles below the surface in unchartered territory to see whats poppin down there.

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : fg]

1/8/2008 1:36:10 PM

oh by head engineer i mean Manager, and by NASA i mean mc'donalds

1/8/2008 1:36:27 PM

i just got hired as your moms vagina engineer

1/8/2008 1:36:54 PM

my mining career also can be described as 'air quality' tester

1/8/2008 1:37:38 PM

Quote :

"they always send monkeys out to distance places to make sure that it is safe for humans"

ahahaha

1/8/2008 1:37:59 PM

^^ been done, first page

1/8/2008 1:38:13 PM

seedless, do you get to take a canary with you?

And FYI lafta, we aren't going to Mars until like 2035.

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 1:42 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2008 1:42:39 PM

thats not what i was told, not while china can beat us to it
the next great space race has begun!!!

1/8/2008 1:53:04 PM

nice, one of my buddies got a job with them out on the left coast

1/8/2008 2:21:21 PM

yeah, im just joking if you didnt know yet, i'm just playing pretend

1/8/2008 2:55:43 PM

1/8/2008 2:56:26 PM

I work for the real NASA if anyone cares.

1/8/2008 3:46:24 PM

Quote :

"my mining career also can be described as 'air quality' tester"

Or ceiling integrity analyzer.

1/8/2008 4:19:28 PM