i see a lot of stupid emails in my work (anti-spam team at Microsoft), but some are better than others. And since I'm quitting this job in a couple weeks, i need to nominate the worthy ones for immortalizing.

Feel free to add your own to the list:


First on the list, I nominate this for "Best Catch-All 419 Attempt"

Quote :

" Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 01:44:23 +0100 (GMT+01:00) From: office-mail030@peoplepc.com Reply-To: unitednation12222@hotmail.com Subject: Good News Attention: How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONA have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 150,000. This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government probelms etc. We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 150,000. This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque: Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia Email: zenith_bank2009@myway.com Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place Regards, Mr. Kofi Anan Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS). "

1/9/2008 7:54:59 PM

I dont read spam in my mail
so why would I want to read spam in my forum ?

1/9/2008 7:56:33 PM

because this one appeals to spammer victims


so if they fall for it they are SUPAR DUMB

1/9/2008 7:58:04 PM