1.5 hrs till work, with a shower in my future...hrm.

welp, http://www.myfreepaysite.com here i 'come'!

1/10/2008 8:32:35 AM

whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the dongs and boners of outrageous fortune
or to take hands against a peen of troubles
and by some stroking end them? To cum, to skeet
No more: and by a skeet to say we end
the ball-ache and the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To cum, to skeet
To skeet: perchance to cream: ay, there's the rub.

1/10/2008 10:36:22 AM

the answer is always to fap.

1/10/2008 10:39:12 AM

early morning days are made for fapping

1/10/2008 10:39:30 AM

the answer is always to fap.

1/10/2008 10:39:46 AM

its kind of a rhetorical question with existential implications

1/10/2008 10:41:03 AM

When in doubt, fap.

1/10/2008 10:42:07 AM

i cant imagine a better time to fap than when you are wondering if you should fap

1/10/2008 10:42:42 AM

fap, but mix it up a bit

I like to challenge myself with my source material

try to fap to espn.com

1/10/2008 10:44:15 AM

dude thats easy...sharapova

1/10/2008 10:45:59 AM

no, only the front page

right now its brady and romo

1/10/2008 10:47:56 AM

oh thats easy

romo is fucking jessica simpson

1/10/2008 10:48:39 AM

right, its all about imagination

heck, I could beat to gay porn, and just pretend one of thems a chick









I wouldn't, but I could

1/10/2008 10:50:11 AM

shit dude i'll be honest i beat to the last scene of boogie nights once no homo

1/10/2008 10:50:53 AM

hmmm I'd say it is primarily a problem of friction

if you beat it hard enough it doesn't matter what you're looking at or thinking about

1/10/2008 10:51:22 AM

lol i yell at my cock sometimes so i can hold out longer

1/10/2008 10:53:16 AM

If you stop right before "the point of no return" like 3 times in a single beat session

then whenever you finally do nut you shoot hella far

I could be standing at the 3 or 4 yard line and shoot into the endzone, easy

1/10/2008 10:55:54 AM

I like doing that during sex
its all about control
I'm quite the cocksman

1/10/2008 10:56:41 AM

Quote :

"the answer is always to fap."

I came to post those exact words <3

1/10/2008 12:04:54 PM

Quote :

""the answer is always to fap.""

1/10/2008 12:23:56 PM

I wanna fap, but i'm kinda worn out from yesterday, and kinda wanna recharge my sexual energy a little bit, what should i do?

1/10/2008 12:31:24 PM

Quote :

"I'm quite the cocksman"

lol

1/10/2008 12:34:52 PM

When in doubt, fap.

1/10/2008 12:36:41 PM

I've decided to fap.

1/10/2008 12:40:52 PM

Quote :

"shit dude i'll be honest i beat to the last scene of boogie nights once no homo"

\
Seriously? You dont admit that shit.

1/10/2008 12:46:37 PM

well, i fapped before anyone replied. it was great, although it took like 15 minutes
the shower right after was pretty bad ass as well.

lol and comments like this:

Quote :

"shit dude i'll be honest i beat to the last scene of boogie nights once no homo"

make me wish you could edit whenever you realized it was the wrong thing to say...maybe have a 3 edit limit, instead of 30 min limit.

1/10/2008 3:05:06 PM

fapping then napping > fapping then showering

1/10/2008 3:06:39 PM

i like fapping before work...if i don't, it's like walking around with a loaded gun...

1/10/2008 3:18:52 PM

When in doubt, rub one out

1/10/2008 3:20:42 PM

^that's how the Soprano's roll

1/10/2008 3:23:20 PM

Ever beaten in the bathroom at work, then overshot your wad of toilet paper target and splattered the stall door, then left it there?


Yeah, me neither

1/10/2008 3:25:08 PM

where are the fapping aids in this thread?

1/10/2008 3:25:45 PM

i will not fap in 2008!

1/10/2008 3:27:05 PM

lafta will not tell the troof in 2008!

1/10/2008 3:29:06 PM

if you have a chance to fap

and don't


I'd be worried

1/10/2008 3:29:58 PM

not fapping is making me a sexual predator, watch out ladies.

1/10/2008 3:30:50 PM

haha whats weird

when I was getting it everyday multiple times per day


I'd still have to fap

I felt like I was cheating on myself

1/10/2008 3:32:39 PM

fapping takes away the motivation, i prefer to keep my gun loaded

1/10/2008 3:45:18 PM

only if she's ugly

then fapping is a great idea

1/10/2008 3:47:25 PM

?

3/9/2008 10:54:29 AM

damn aint even noon and i done fapped twice today

3/9/2008 10:55:55 AM

when it doubt, fap it out.

3/9/2008 11:21:13 AM

I don't masturbate, the bible says it's bad!

3/9/2008 11:45:42 AM

LOLOLOLOL^^

3/9/2008 12:51:27 PM

I had this very problem this morning before I worked out.

Needless to say, I didn't until after I worked out, but it caused a bit of an internal struggle there for a minute.

3/9/2008 12:53:18 PM

LOLOLOL.....muuust faaaap.....MUUUUSNT FAP..

3/9/2008 12:55:41 PM