hahaha


some of this is funny (in an obviously morbid way). The last spoken words of famous people.




Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977




Is it the Fourth?
~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826




They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864





Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

1/10/2008 12:47:08 PM

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying.html

1/10/2008 12:47:31 PM

Quote :

"God will forgive me. It's his job."

1/10/2008 12:48:19 PM

Hey ya'll watch this
killed by some dumb explosion in their own hands

~~Jaybee's uncle

1/10/2008 12:48:22 PM

Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.
Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.
~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930




I don't think I'
ll have the balls to say something smartass as my last words.

1/10/2008 12:52:11 PM

best last works evar

1/10/2008 12:53:32 PM

"i fucked a wolfweb hoe last nigh--"

dead of super aids

1/10/2008 12:55:44 PM

Quote :

"Dickinson, Emily (1830-1886) "... the fog is rising.""

that's pretty dope.

Quote :

"Kennedy, John Fitzgerald (1917-1963) "If someone is going to kill me, they will kill me." (On arriving in Dallas, 1963)"

Quote :

" Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)"

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : JFK and Volraire]

1/10/2008 12:55:51 PM

Quote :

"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries. Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma. ~~ James French, d. 1966"

1/10/2008 1:01:04 PM

'Don't worry, it'll be a piece of cake!'

and

'It's OK, I'm a professional.'

1/10/2008 1:01:25 PM

Quote :

" * I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have. o Who: Leonardo da Vinci "

1/10/2008 1:13:17 PM

Quote :

""How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries. Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma. ~~ James French, d. 1966""

the best so far

1/10/2008 1:16:17 PM

Quote :

"Is it the Fourth? ~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826"

reminded me of:

Quote :

"Thomas Jefferson--still survives... ~~ John Adams, US President, d. July 4, 1826 (Actually, Jefferson had died earlier that same day.) "

Ones that made me laugh:

Quote :

"Am I dying or is this my birthday? When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside. ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964"

Quote :

"Codeine . . . bourbon. ~~ Tallulah Bankhead, actress, d. December 12, 1968"

Quote :

"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. ~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959"

1/10/2008 1:16:45 PM

"They got danish there?"

-Morrie from Goodfellas

1/10/2008 1:17:26 PM

Quote :

"Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)"

that's awesome

1/10/2008 1:18:37 PM

Quote :

" * Why, yes, a bulletproof vest. o Who: Domonic Willard o Notes: Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition. Just before his death by firing squad, he was asked if he had any last requests. "

1/10/2008 1:19:40 PM

Quote :

"How much will you give me?"

1/10/2008 1:19:56 PM

Quote :

""Football Season Is Over." No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax This won't hurt. Hunter left the note for his wife, Anita. He shot himself four days later at his home in Aspen, Colo., after weeks of pain from a host of physical problems that included a broken leg and a hip replacement. ~~ Hunter S. Thompson, author, d. 20 February, 2005"

1/10/2008 1:23:09 PM

Quote :

"I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room. ~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953 Good-bye . . . why am I hemorrhaging? ~~ Boris Pasternak, writer, d. 1959 I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . . ~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953 Moose . . . Indian . . . ~~ Henry David Thoreau, writer, d. May 6, 1862 God bless... God damn. ~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961 Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900"

ahahaa

1/10/2008 1:51:03 PM

Quote :

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . . ~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953"

1/10/2008 1:58:24 PM

More like loltaire.

1/10/2008 1:59:52 PM

"Portland Tower, United 173, Mayday! We're . . . the engines are flaming out—we're going down. We're not going to be able to make the airport."
First Officer Rodrick Beebe. The DC-8 was ran out of fuel in an accident that started the assertiveness training
that is now part of Crew Resource Management (CRM). 28 December 1978.


"Hey, trust me, I have done this 1000 times"
The over confident pilot.

1/10/2008 2:06:57 PM

Quote :

"You wont break my heart and I dont love you The famous last words of a fool. "

1/10/2008 2:09:11 PM

Quote :

""I won't cum in you...promise.""

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 2:11 PM. Reason : .]

1/10/2008 2:11:08 PM

LSD 100 mmg IM

Aldous Huxley

Written on a note. His wife injected him per the instructions. He died a few hours later

1/10/2008 3:30:29 PM

1/11/2008 8:34:29 AM

"Watch this, hold my beer!"

1/11/2008 8:59:53 AM

I've had a ton of "last words" to people

if they're famous I doubt it


but I can sure throw gasoline on a burning bridge with a quickness

and sometimes, I really fuck up by doing so

1/11/2008 9:05:41 AM