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"Re: That's fucking terrible. Hope everything works out. A718. celinee khalifa <celineeforlife@yahoo.com> wrote: Darest, I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How was your day?,Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal . My name is celine from Liberia in West Africa 5.3ft tall, dark in complexion,(never married before )and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.My late father Dr Wilson Khalifa was the personal advicer to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold .It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now. I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture and.I will also like to see your picture. Hoping to hear from you soonest yours in love celine"

i think my response was appropriate. this may be fun.

1/12/2008 1:18:15 PM

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1/12/2008 3:48:09 PM

ttt, B. It's been parodied already.

1/12/2008 6:47:01 PM

1/12/2008 6:58:07 PM

lol

1/12/2008 7:00:48 PM

^^ - definitely real. fucking dakar b!tches.

1/12/2008 8:11:16 PM

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"ello dearest am more than happy in your urgent reply to my mail. How is your day? hope all is fine. Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. In this camp we are only allowed to go out only on Mondays and Fridays of the weeks.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.We don't have any relatives now whom we can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person we have now is Rev.Emmanuel George who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastors Tel number is (+221-76585-74-73) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this,i have my late father's Deposit Certificate and certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of the leeding bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.7M(Nine Million seven Hundred Thousand Dollars). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travel ling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Rev rend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking.My favourite language is English and i speak English very fluently.Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you. Have a nice day and think about me. Awaiting to hear from you soonest Yours in love, celine"

1/13/2008 3:16:22 PM

What did you send back?

1/13/2008 3:32:13 PM

LAY THE SWINDLE

1/13/2008 3:50:47 PM

my reply:

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"Re: Damn. I thought I was having a bad day. That's terrible, baby. I'll do whatever it takes, baby. I'm not calling international on my cell phone, but just send me an email with instructions, baby. --- celinee khalifa <celineeforlife@yahoo.com> wrote: > > Hello dearest am more than happy in your urgent > reply to my mail. > How is your day? hope all is fine."

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 4:33 PM. Reason : . . . ]

1/13/2008 4:32:30 PM

They cancelled the Dakar Rally this year due to terrorist threats.

1/13/2008 4:32:35 PM

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"Damn. I thought I was having a bad day. That's terrible, baby. I'll do whatever it takes, baby. I'm not calling international on my cell phone, but just send me an email with instructions, baby."

1/13/2008 4:34:05 PM

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"They cancelled the Dakar Rally this year due to terrorist threats."

those bastards!

1/13/2008 5:13:05 PM

Quote :

"My Darling , How are you today? I believe you are doing fine, As for me i am fine here with all hopes to meet with you immediately after the transfer of my money to your position for a better life. God will bless and reward you for every effort you are about to make to see me out from this horrible prison called refugee camp where i am living today as a result of the untimely of my parents(may their gentle souls rest in peace) I will be waiting for your call today by 3pm my time that is 15GMT at the church office located in the refugee camp where i am living at moment with this number ;(+221-76-585-74-73) I thank God for the life of Rev Emmanuel George the pastor of the church located in the camp where i receive and send emails to you.When you call tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me to come and answer your call. He is like a father to us here as his church assists united nations here in Senegal in taking care of refugees. or me from the females hostel to talk with you about what i am going through here. Here is the contact information of the bank in Scotland where the money was deposited by my late father is as follows, but before you contact them please you open a new account for the to be transfer ed to it. NAME OF THE BANK - ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLANDNAME OF THE TRANSFER - OFFICER IS MR BRIAN WILSTON TELEPHONE NUMBER IS +44-70-17-621-868 FAX NUMBER +44--701-422-6763 EMAIL ADDRESS- (rbs_scotland@mail.md) Already i have informed this bank about my intention to claim my late father's deposit of which my name appears as the next of kin. The only thing the bank told me is to look for a foreign partner who will assist me in the transfer due to my refugee status here in Senegal,as a refugee i am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law governing refugee all over the world states. Based on this information i will like you to send an email to the transfer department of the bank today with this email address (rbs_customercare@inmail24.com) Attentioned Mr Brain Wilston the foreign transfer officer of the bank telling him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer my 9.7 million dollars deposited by late father of which i am the next of kin. after which you call me on phone today. THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS. ACCOUNT NAME IS (DR WILSON KHALIFA) AMOUNT (9.7 MILLION DOLLARS) . NEXT OF KIN MISS CELINE KHALIFA). ACCOUNT NUMBER (43483002) God bless you as you do this today, Your Celine. "

haven't responded to this one yet.

1/14/2008 11:24:56 AM

I liked those Chris Hanson Datelines when he went after these retards instead of the pedophiles

1/14/2008 11:28:41 AM

lol

those were great.... the african was speechless.... then ran off...

i like how this chick can email from a freakin refuge camp....

1/14/2008 12:04:54 PM

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"Wow ! This is terrible. I'm so sorry for your refugee status. I was busy today and unable to get to a phone. Can you just like send the money to my paypal account ? It'd be awesome if you can do that. After I get the 9.7 million I'll probably make it rain in Sue's Rendevous in Mt Vernon, NYC for about 3 nights straight. Best Regards. --- celinee khalifa <celineeforlife@yahoo.com> wrote: > My Darling , > How are you today? > I believe you are doing fine, > As for me i am fine here with all hopes to meet with > you immediately after "

MY RESPONSE IS UP TOP . . . .

1/14/2008 5:28:57 PM

Quote :

"I'll probably make it rain in Sue's Rendevous in Mt Vernon, NYC for about 3 nights straight."

1/14/2008 5:33:17 PM

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"Re: I can't get through, baby. I'll do whatever it takes to save you. Let's talk through yahoo VOICE MESSENGER service. It's on the chat window. Later, babydoll. --- celinee khalifa <celineeforlife@yahoo.com> wrote: > Hello my darling, > Please contact the bank for the confirmation and > possible transfer as i have already told them about > you and tell them if they can transfer the money as > you said OK. > Darling please i will be waiting for your call > also your mail regarding that you have contacted the > bank for the transfer OK. > yours in love, > Celine. > > "

1/17/2008 5:41:37 PM