So, news flash that the public probably didn't want to know; Shinzo Abe, who was the C- prime minister of Japan until resigning last fall insists that he quit not because he sucked as PM, but because he shits himself every 30 minutes.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080111/tap-japan-politics-abe-people-health-d1078a1.html


uuuuuugh


Do you think Bush could pull this off?

1/12/2008 9:35:44 PM

Meatbags are disgusting.

[Edited on January 12, 2008 at 9:42 PM. Reason : d]

1/12/2008 9:42:46 PM

Quote :

"I would need to go to the lavatory 30 times a day"

!!!!


I thought my 6 times a day was nuts

1/12/2008 9:44:02 PM

stay the course, trooper, and maybe someday you too will be up to 30 and leading Japan

1/12/2008 9:45:07 PM

there's a joke here about how bush is already shitting himself constantly

but im not seeing it

1/12/2008 9:48:24 PM

It's clean there. None of this shit. Clean and friendly. They don't torture people. They don't kill.

1/12/2008 9:55:19 PM

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"there's a joke here about how bush is already shitting himself constantly but im not seeing it "

Well he is a SHITTY president.

1/12/2008 10:02:01 PM

geez...

1/12/2008 10:11:24 PM

bitches dont know bout my diabeetus

1/12/2008 10:48:44 PM

Staple his ass shut.

1/12/2008 11:19:52 PM

that's pretty terrible.

1/12/2008 11:26:56 PM

dammit nobody got my reference

1/12/2008 11:32:30 PM

I am shitting my pants right now

1/13/2008 12:44:32 AM

1/13/2008 6:42:37 PM

need more fiber

1/13/2008 6:43:26 PM

It seems like someone who pooped that much would be great in Japanese porn.

1/13/2008 6:44:36 PM

so he ruled japan...




























































and the shitter

1/13/2008 6:44:37 PM

Smath74 -- The Burbs, right? Classic fucked up movie.

1/13/2008 6:45:22 PM

Quote :

"It seems like someone who pooped that much would be great in Japanese porn."

omg omg, *violently shakes head attempting to get that image out of head*

1/13/2008 6:47:03 PM

Quote :

""Bleeding causes slight anaemia. More than anything else, though, you feel depressed as you see fresh blood every time you go to the toilet," he said in an article contributed to the major conservative monthly Bungei Shunju"

1/13/2008 6:49:46 PM

jesus, how was this guy NOT a japanese porn super star

1/13/2008 6:50:41 PM

assy mcgee runs for president!

1/31/2008 12:20:24 AM

))<>((

1/31/2008 12:24:06 AM

Personally, I feel bad for the guy. Ulcerative Colitis is not fun

1/31/2008 8:05:29 AM

how could he run for president if he had that?

1/31/2008 8:42:05 AM

^ supposedly it's a condition he's had since childhood, but was well treated and hadn't recently presented a huge obstacle in daily life at the time he made it to PM. Then, when he was traveling in India as PM he ate something that set it off.

And he's been shitting like the 4th of July since.

2/1/2008 8:37:34 PM

DPJ FTW

3/5/2008 9:31:40 PM

^^^ Because you don't run for prime minister, you're appointed by your party.

3/5/2008 9:34:45 PM

but it wouldn't fit if it were appointed

[Edited on March 5, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : unless it was a point up your butt]

3/5/2008 9:38:17 PM