... checking me out.

i mean she was just flat out *staring* at me. I'm not kidding. I mean, like she didn't have any inhibitions.

I'm married and all, my ring is visible, but i swear every time I look her way, she's just sitting there ... watching my every move.

now, i am totally feeling self conscious. why is she staring at ME? what's she trying to accomplish? is she staring at me because she's attracted to me? is this her way of flirting? or is she just amused by my appearance? am I dressed weird? do I have something funky stuck on my face?

i turn and look out the window for 10 minutes.

i sneak a glance. she is still watching me.

Okay, goddammit, this is driving me crazy. I turn and look directly at her. I'm going to challenge her to look away. she smiles at me somewhat, then her gaze drifts downward...

slowly, as if she's enjoying the mental game she's playing with me. I'm trying my hardest not to fidget under her stare. I feel like every inch of me is being scrutinized.

her gaze slowly drifts further and further down until her attention comes to rest solidly on my ... shoes.

she's staring at my shoes now. Boots, actually. scuffy black boots, with ragged miscolored laces... god, my boots are so nasty looking. i really need to clean them and apply some black polish to them. They really aren't very professional looking...

wait... WHY is she staring at my boots. she's beens staring at my boots at least a full minute now... and she's still smiling. this is messing my head up. she's attractive, yes, but I'm married dammit. and this is a public bus forchrissakes. It's 8 am and I'm going to work -- and I don't need this kind of stress.

Okay. heres my stop at Microsoft. everyone gets up to get off. its a huge bus. maybe 100 people.

Oh, man... she's getting off too. Is she going to follow me? Is she going to approach me and ask me a question? Is she going to ask about my boots? what the hell am I going to say?

I see her get off the bus

I watch as she unfolds a long, white cane with a red tip.

OMG.

I am such a dork.

I need to go hide.

1/14/2008 7:21:46 PM

we finally got a piece of the pie?

1/14/2008 7:22:33 PM

I suspected she was blind without reading this, so i skipped to the end--suspicion confirmed!

1/14/2008 7:23:15 PM

10/10

1/14/2008 7:24:28 PM

this is one of the reasons i dont ride the bus

dont want you creepy ass females staring at me

1/14/2008 7:24:50 PM

^^^

oh, so what are you trying to say??

:grr:





[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 7:28 PM. Reason : ]

1/14/2008 7:24:56 PM

"hanging in a chow line"

I had to look it up on the internet myself

1/14/2008 7:25:30 PM

what's wrong with bwning a hot blind chick?

1/14/2008 7:25:35 PM

did the bus have dice in the mirror?

1/14/2008 7:27:10 PM

I call BS

1/14/2008 7:27:48 PM

she doesn't know you exist until you bout to get slapped!

1/14/2008 7:28:19 PM

JoeSchmoe threads and post are ALWAYS quality! Thank you.


stalk....stalk....stalk

1/14/2008 7:29:54 PM

thats is just awful man, awful
but atleast you didn't say "what are you looking at?"

1/14/2008 7:30:10 PM

Quote :

" I call BS "

inorite.

thats why blindness could have been the only possible conclusion.



i told my wife she said, "oh, i thought you were going to tell me she was insane"

so, i guess that would be possible, too. but generally those people arent on the bus at 8 am.





[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : ]

1/14/2008 7:30:15 PM

looks like holmes caught the bus to bel-air

1/14/2008 8:19:04 PM

so does being married sucks or is it cool ?

1/14/2008 8:31:29 PM

there ain't no "sucks" about it.










well, not much...

1/14/2008 8:54:18 PM

1/14/2008 8:54:42 PM

haha

1/14/2008 9:43:43 PM

was she hot

1/14/2008 9:57:28 PM

lol good thread

1/14/2008 10:03:21 PM

1/14/2008 10:03:47 PM

ahahahaha

10/10

totally did not see that coming

1/14/2008 10:20:10 PM

there aren't a lot of attractive blind people

1/14/2008 10:23:52 PM

Thats pretty funny actually.

1/14/2008 10:32:56 PM

I've seen hot blind chicks before its hard to start talking with them at first but once your comfortable its not so bad.

1/14/2008 10:40:27 PM

damn, how do you start talking to a blind chick

'hey, i'm standing next to you'

lol

1/14/2008 10:41:41 PM

pretty much i was introduced to one but other than that its pretty normal

1/14/2008 10:52:59 PM

I thought
1) she was blind
-or-
2) you had dog shit on your boots

1/15/2008 12:52:33 AM

i thought she was a serial killer and you were her next victim

1/15/2008 1:15:03 AM

Blindness was the only appropriate way for that to end...

I bet that phrase doesn't get used very much

1/15/2008 1:28:09 AM