So round up yer womern and party liqour for Early, Rusty, Granny, Sheriff and the rest of our favrit inbred friends.

Sunday evenin' at the stroke of Twelve - if you don't know where to find it, you should prolly learn go 'head and learn yerself

1/16/2008 11:31:10 AM

HALE YEAH

1/16/2008 11:32:00 AM

thanks to jackleg for spurning my interest in this show

1/16/2008 11:32:21 AM

dont touch the triyem

1/16/2008 11:53:56 AM

thank the lord and his brown party liquor

1/16/2008 12:40:00 PM

thats his pinecone liquor

1/16/2008 12:40:45 PM

you don't know anything about the man behind Early if you arent calling it party liqour.

1/16/2008 12:50:29 PM

unknown hinson >> the world

1/16/2008 12:54:20 PM

love this show


"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."


"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' bitch goose and supa' down! "


"She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour."

1/16/2008 4:51:15 PM

Quote :

"dont touch the triyem"

i cant believe how many people get this wrong. i ended up having to play the episode for them to believe me

anyway, the quote is

do NOT touch the trim

now, dont and do not seems like a minor difference, but dont just sounds very diff

/squidbillies nazi

1/16/2008 9:31:26 PM

^ yeah, that's kind of hard to miss

1/16/2008 9:33:39 PM

i fucking miss dvr

1/16/2008 11:33:07 PM

Don't forget Mr. Dan Halen.

[Edited on January 17, 2008 at 1:20 AM. Reason : s]

1/17/2008 1:19:49 AM

Or snake man.

1/17/2008 12:34:19 PM

"You reckon those are real or fake ... you're right, it doesn't matter."

This show is priceless

1/21/2008 3:15:19 PM

"maaaaaaaan I dont want no wet whitetail" [Proceeds to blow the floating animals to nothing]

1/21/2008 4:18:31 PM

just watched on adultswim.com

A++++

1/22/2008 12:08:03 PM

j leg how much are you loving the mephistopheles ep on as.com

2/15/2008 8:14:52 PM

haven't seen any of the new episodes, but i love the old one when they are hunting...

"when the deer smell that birthday cake, they gon' come a runnin'!!"

lol

2/15/2008 8:19:06 PM

look at that nasty tree slug 3-way action

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 10:35 PM. Reason : We'll add the word "Dawg" for the blacks. They like that word, like they're friends with the product]

2/15/2008 10:31:08 PM

ANONYMOUS

OAK SLUG

ACTION

2/16/2008 1:07:06 AM

you are > 12


no cartoons aside from King of the Hill, Simpsons, and Southpark allowed

2/16/2008 4:18:18 AM

oh i was a fool to plant bananas on a mountain...

2/16/2008 9:07:19 AM

HOW BOUT WE STICK JOLLY RANCHERS IN OUR BUTTHOLES

2/16/2008 11:18:41 AM

Adult Swim > Cartoons on Fox.

2/16/2008 11:23:49 AM

YOU ARE RAPED BY FIRE ALLLLL DAY

2/22/2008 11:52:57 AM

yall should watch the news once in a while

2/22/2008 1:07:03 PM

2/22/2008 2:24:06 PM