Post your favorite one-liners or reasons why you like this movie

"What is this, dance of the living dead?"
-Rodney Dangerfield

"Thank you very little"
- Chevy Chase


As an avid golfer, I cant help but love this movie

1/16/2008 10:35:07 PM

As an avid human being, I can't help but love this movie

1/16/2008 10:36:11 PM

the pinnacle of american cinema

1/16/2008 11:12:02 PM

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
- Bill Murray

"Nananananananananana"
- Chevy Chase

1/16/2008 11:31:51 PM

Ty:"Do you take drugs, danny?"

Danny:"Every day"

Ty:"Good"

1/17/2008 1:12:32 AM

Quote :

" I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? "

1/17/2008 1:19:13 AM

How would you like to make $14- the hard way?

1/17/2008 8:14:25 AM

Quote :

"this calls for the 'ole Billy Barou"

1/17/2008 8:17:32 AM

Quote :

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "

1/17/2008 9:12:28 AM

Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?

Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

Colored boy? Why you son of bitch...(sparks fly as he sands the judge's shoes)

1/17/2008 10:33:19 AM

"We're all gonna get laid!"

-Rodney Dangerfield

1/17/2008 10:42:44 AM

"Yeah well the world needs ditch-diggers, too"

-Judge Smells

1/17/2008 12:00:23 PM

"FAAAAAaaaaaarrrrt!"

"What was that? Somebody step on a duck or what?"

-Al Czervik

1/17/2008 12:32:05 PM

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

1/17/2008 1:34:05 PM

Quote :

"Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height. "

1/17/2008 1:40:34 PM

Double turds!!

[Edited on January 17, 2008 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ]

1/17/2008 1:45:12 PM

The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

Judge Smails: ... and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty: Don't sell yourself short, Judge Smails, you're a tremendous slouch.

1/17/2008 2:28:46 PM

Carl Spackler: "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

and who could forget,

[after the gopher takes his ball]
Al Czervik: "Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."

1/18/2008 1:22:40 PM

"Go shave your ass!"

1/18/2008 1:35:39 PM

Two of my faves:

'..and after you mow the lawn why don't you stop by the yacht club?...mmmm, mmmmm, MMMMMM..."



"Hey don't worry, Pete Skalari said he's gonna get that training bra back to you real soon"

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : addition]

1/18/2008 1:56:57 PM

"Be the ball." What else can compare to this irreverent transubstantiation?

1/18/2008 8:59:08 PM

When Danny is trying to sink the put to win the Caddy's tournament his competition keeps saying

"NNNNoonan!"



And then the pool scene with the candy bar.

Mrs. Smails:

"Spalding NOOO!!!"

Spalding:

"AAAHHH, DOOKIE!"

1/18/2008 8:59:42 PM

i was borrrrrn to love you
i was borrrrrn to lick your face

1/18/2008 9:21:21 PM

^just to add to that(cause this is my fav part)

I was borrrn to love you
I was borrrn to lick your face
I was borrrn to rub you
But you were borrn to rub me first

1/18/2008 9:34:30 PM

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? "

"Oh, it looks good on you though. "

1/19/2008 9:11:48 AM

"You're Crazy!"

"That's what they said about Son of Sam."

1/19/2008 3:00:00 PM

any scene with the Gopher was awesome

1/19/2008 4:04:25 PM

"I'll have a hamburger no a cheeseburger"
...
"You'll get nothing and like it"

1/19/2008 4:46:30 PM

TANKS FER NUTCHIN!!!

1/25/2008 3:20:23 PM

its Doodie I think not dookie

"I will teach you the meaning of respect" as he's playing with the ball washer

1/25/2008 3:59:57 PM

Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

1/25/2008 9:43:25 PM

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2/8/2008 7:21:24 AM