http://www.cracked.com/article_15825_internet-party-what-happens-when-googles-parents-leave-town-for-weekend.html

Myspace: SOMEONE WANNA BE MY FRIEND? WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKIN FRIEND?

Paypal: "So, like, it turns out Aspertane causes all these diseases."
Snopes: "False."
Paypal: "That's just what I heard."
Snopes: "Well, you heard a shit sandwich."
Paypal: "You're such a buzzkill, Snopes."

1/17/2008 1:55:31 PM

Craigslist: "So, uh, you wanna do this?"
Jessie: "You said you were ripped and black."
Craigslist: "You said you were two fat Asians."
Jessie: "Fair enough. Google, where's the bathroom?"

1/17/2008 2:03:25 PM

paypal is stupid...what is aspertane?

1/17/2008 2:06:25 PM

i think he means aspartame

1/17/2008 2:10:22 PM

haha

Quote :

"1. blumpkin 1444 up, 167 down The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump."

1/17/2008 2:10:25 PM

^ ewwwwwwwww for the giver

Although, being the receiver would be ok.

1/17/2008 2:11:39 PM

aaahahaha

this was hilarious

1/17/2008 2:13:03 PM

ebaum and something awful was perfect

1/17/2008 2:14:19 PM

yep

meant aspertame

1/17/2008 2:24:53 PM

my buddy got a blumpkin from a chick a couple winters ago. she proceeded to vomit moments after into the same toilet bowl

1/17/2008 2:31:00 PM

aaahahaha

this was hilarious

1/17/2008 2:33:22 PM

that just made my day

1/17/2008 2:33:48 PM

haha I enjoyed that.

1/17/2008 2:35:20 PM

i lolled

1/17/2008 2:35:57 PM

So, did none of you kids read Cracked growing up?

1/17/2008 2:41:24 PM

Quote :

"i lolled"

1/17/2008 3:50:33 PM

dammit

[Edited on January 17, 2008 at 3:56 PM. Reason : .]

1/17/2008 3:53:03 PM

Laughed 64% of the time...

1/17/2008 4:28:24 PM

Quote :

"I'm feeling lucky"

1/17/2008 5:05:36 PM

yeah I laughed somewhere around 73.33... repeating of course

1/17/2008 5:09:42 PM

Funny, except for the ending.

I really did not need to know what the term means.

1/17/2008 5:12:58 PM

WINSTON CHEN IS TOTALLY STRESSING ABOUT FINALS

1/17/2008 8:16:21 PM