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Jen
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this a common thing, its really creepy

1/19/2008 6:23:41 PM

ncsuapex
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mine is straight as an arrow

1/19/2008 6:25:21 PM

aaronburro
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it's ok, baby. I still fuck you good w/ it

1/19/2008 6:26:38 PM

DiamondAce
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mine is straight as an arrow

1/19/2008 6:26:46 PM

Vix
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I hear it can be caused by circumcision?

1/19/2008 6:28:58 PM

Mr. Joshua
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mine goes back and forth like a crazy straw

1/19/2008 6:29:22 PM

sNuwPack
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mine is straight as an arrow

^hahaha

[Edited on January 19, 2008 at 6:30 PM. Reason : fdsr]

1/19/2008 6:29:50 PM

NC86
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i can show it to you if you want.

1/19/2008 6:30:02 PM

Aficionado
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how crooked?

90° bend or something?

1/19/2008 6:31:24 PM

Mr. Joshua
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mine doubles back on itself several times

i was talking to an old timer once and he told me about a guy on his boat in WWII who took some shrapnel to the groin. when it healed it looked like a corkscrew.

1/19/2008 6:33:33 PM

Wlfpk4Life
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Has a lot of crooked penis come your way?

1/19/2008 6:46:09 PM

Skack
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How common is it to have one that spirals like a pig's tail?

1/19/2008 6:47:23 PM

blasphemour
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im waiting for the comment "id let you straighten out my penis"

1/19/2008 6:49:09 PM

aaronburro
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id let you straighten out my penis






but you already did

1/19/2008 7:21:42 PM

GoldenViper
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How is this creepy?

1/19/2008 8:32:42 PM

puppy
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Quote :
"How common is it to have one that spirals like a pig's tail?"

a pig's penis also happens to spiral

1/19/2008 8:51:42 PM

Vix
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^ I think ducks do too.

1/19/2008 8:53:28 PM

poopface
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i have an innie

1/19/2008 8:54:25 PM

Walls1441
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I've always wondered what girls prefer. Straight or loop de loop?

1/19/2008 8:54:56 PM

puppy
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"I think ducks do too."

cool. never knew.

1/19/2008 9:19:25 PM

drunknloaded
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i'm guessing jen has fucked like 30 people and seen about 50 different cocks in her life

1/19/2008 9:22:48 PM

chembob
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still not as many cocks as you've had

1/19/2008 9:25:24 PM

EMCE
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my penis is crooked. it goes like this:

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*NOT DRAWN TO SCALE

1/19/2008 9:27:33 PM

NC86
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ive got you beat

1/19/2008 9:33:20 PM

fjjackso
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mine just goes like

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1/19/2008 9:34:00 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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boy, this thread is goin places

1/19/2008 9:35:02 PM

EMCE
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eh eh eh eh

fjjackso is totally fucking NC86 in the bottom

1/19/2008 9:35:25 PM

puppy
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1/19/2008 9:37:10 PM

chembob
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OW

1/19/2008 9:39:11 PM

dagreenone
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wait.....I don't think there is an actual bone in there

1/19/2008 10:29:51 PM

DiamondAce
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I think chembob thinks so.

1/19/2008 10:31:26 PM

aaronburro
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trust me. if Jen were here with me, there would DEFINITELY be a bone in there

1/19/2008 10:32:37 PM

DiamondAce
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Jen........Jen....

1/19/2008 10:33:59 PM

pilgrimshoes
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~

1/20/2008 12:44:48 AM

Fermat
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holy fuck. the daddy's money lesbians already weighing in with a circumcision rumor. gg

1/20/2008 1:21:15 AM

mrfrog

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1/20/2008 5:03:17 AM

dagreenone
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Why does it look like a corn cob

1/20/2008 8:59:29 AM

Amsterdam718
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wow ! i viewed it and figured i'd post. 8/10 (no homo).

1/20/2008 10:26:36 AM

sawahash
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I've heard that penis can lean one way or another when erect. It has to do with the fact that one ball is bigger than the other, so it leans the way of the smaller ball...I think...I dunno, I've only seen like 1 penis ever, and it was on tww

1/20/2008 10:43:06 AM

Jen
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i have yet to recieve an answer to this question

1/20/2008 12:21:36 PM

DiamondAce
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Sorry jen, I'll go look at every dude in the worlds penis right after lunch.

1/20/2008 12:24:36 PM

Aficionado
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the same reason that one of your tits is smaller than the other

1/20/2008 12:24:53 PM

blasphemour
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my cock is crooked because i sleep with it tucked.

1/20/2008 12:33:44 PM

Lewizzle
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Quote :
"It has to do with the fact that one ball is bigger than the other, so it leans the way of the smaller ball"


You're an idiot. There are muscles in the dick. Ball anatomy is completely separate and does not influence penile angle.

1/20/2008 12:40:35 PM

fredbot3000
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Quote :
"the same reason that one of your tits is smaller than the other"

1/20/2008 1:16:57 PM

Jen
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one of my tits isn't smaller then the other. And breast tissue works totally diffrent from dick muscles

1/20/2008 1:31:38 PM

Aficionado
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god you are such a stupid cunt

1/20/2008 1:32:12 PM

jnpaul
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might as well made the title "i'm a slut"
"i've seen alot of crooked penises"

1/20/2008 1:34:37 PM

AxlBonBach
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mine curves up like russian sickle.

1/20/2008 1:40:18 PM

MetalRed
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There are no freaking muscles in the dick. Its just blood vessels and spongy tissue. There are muscles at the base that force blood in and out.

Crooked wangs are genetic. They arent caused by circumcision. They have nothing to do with ball size

god you people are fucking dumb

1/20/2008 1:46:27 PM

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