1/20/2008 4:30:53 PM

oh

my

god

1/20/2008 4:31:35 PM

It's like her hairline is trying to back as far away from the rest of her face as it can.

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ]

1/20/2008 4:32:28 PM

You should kill yourself for talking about Katie like that.


She may be a sandwich short of a picnic but I doubt Katie will ever look like that.

1/20/2008 4:32:33 PM

i thought Kiwi went on some crazy diet and lost a lot of weight?

1/20/2008 4:33:27 PM

^she may have - this isn't personally directed, btw - I just saw a similarity.
Kiwi is a good person, by all accounts.
is that Xtine next to her?

Katie Holmes now awaits the alien CAT bus, she is fair game to any conclusion.

1/20/2008 4:33:40 PM

so according to some guy who has written an unofficial biography of tom cruise (the same guy who wrote princess di's unofficial biography), katie was artificially inseminated with ron hubbard's (church of scientology's founder) semen, to make an heir of sorts.

anyway, did anybody see that utube video in which tom cruise was spouting off such bullshit about how hos religion can save the world and other crazy stuff?

1/20/2008 5:23:05 PM

^as crazy as he is, it isnt like every other religion in the world doesnt say basically the same thing

1/20/2008 5:38:48 PM

Hell yeah, I've just been compared to Katie fuckin holmes!

Made my night!

1/20/2008 7:13:06 PM

i watched this thing about how tom cruise must have practiced jumping on the couch when he went on oprah because it would be hard for anyone to jump backwards onto a couch without falling down

hilarious

1/20/2008 7:17:40 PM

1/20/2008 8:17:40 PM

I'd hit it

1/20/2008 8:18:40 PM

1/20/2008 9:29:30 PM

anyone else think she looks nothing like katie holmes...even if holmes got fat?

1/20/2008 9:44:10 PM

Quote :

" Kiwishmiwis are a strange breed of internet floozies. Known to spend large amount of time in chat rooms, kiwishmiwis often pretend to be ugly in order to enter into e-lationships with men or women they could never get in real life."

1/20/2008 10:05:39 PM

haha what the fuck is that??

1/21/2008 3:53:47 PM

^^ that doesn't make sense.

1/21/2008 4:01:34 PM

I only agree with the kiwi being strange part.

1/21/2008 4:09:34 PM

1/21/2008 4:10:56 PM

Don't make me post fratastic pics.

1/21/2008 4:12:17 PM

1/21/2008 4:12:22 PM

isnt she fuckin that MLKoon Seal

1/21/2008 4:13:29 PM

Katie holmes could never have nice fat tits like those. I'd supaman that hoe to a brown bag fo sho'.

[Edited on January 21, 2008 at 8:23 PM. Reason : moron]

1/21/2008 8:22:54 PM

I always enjoy how goddam idiots conveniently forget scientology is the fucking mafia in order to throw a jab at "religion"

because idiots are funny

1/21/2008 8:26:45 PM

note her boobs falling on two axes

1/21/2008 9:03:57 PM

going to be honest here, i see it.

1/21/2008 9:07:04 PM

Quote :

"anyone else think she looks nothing like katie holmes...even if holmes got fat?"

i have to agree with ya

1/21/2008 9:21:15 PM

She has the same head tilted down 5 year old smile as Katie Holmes.

1/21/2008 9:23:29 PM

I don't see the resemblance but what a compliment, minus the crazy Scientologist part. I love her long hair!

[Edited on January 21, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : cxvxcg]

1/21/2008 9:25:59 PM