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So, to my knowledge, I've never met drunknloaded. I don't really pay much attention to his posts and am not entirely clear on how he fits into tww's social structure. But for a while, he apparently walked my friend's dog. He was, in fact, quite adamant about wanting to do this, because apparently he desperately needed ten whole dollars.

Well, the arrangement worked out until he showed up at my friend's place in the condition of being, well, drunk and loaded, walked out back, and punched the dog in the face. Repeatedly.

Actually, at the time it was really more of a puppy, so yeah. He punched a puppy in the face repeatedly.

My friend was displeased. dnl took a swing at him and missed. My friend pushed him, and where any normal person would have fallen over onto the grass, dnl managed to stumble backwards about thirty feet so that his head would land on the pavement. As I understand it, several people dropped his unconscious frame at his house because nobody had the key to put him inside.

Over the next several days dnl begged to be rehired. To walk the puppy. That he punched in the face. Repeatedly.

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I just heard all of this the other day when me and this friend saw dnl leaving an ABC store. I thought it was pretty funny and so I decided to share it with you all. It's not great, but then again, fuck you.

1/20/2008 6:46:24 PM

1/20/2008 6:47:14 PM

someone go ahead and do it again but finish it right
with "thats how i became the prince of a town called bell-air"

1/20/2008 6:48:28 PM

suspend.

1/20/2008 6:48:37 PM

Cause he's my fwend.

1/20/2008 6:55:48 PM

lol, read it to me again papa

1/20/2008 6:58:08 PM

ok first lie- i got 40 dollars for 3 walks of walking 2 dogs, named alphie and darby, for parodox and katiencbabe

lie 2- apparently i showed up drunk and loaded...but the truth is, i did parodox's hw that night and he invited me with his friends to champions...i was like i'm broke and hes like i'll buy you 2 drinks....i also told him i hadnt eaten all day, so i was gonna get drunk pretty fast...well then we go back to parodoxes and katiencbabes place and paradox gives me some like triple shot of something and is like you have to drink this...well i chug it and actually dont puke and get way crunk

lie 3- haha the punching the dog thing...thats completely laughable

lie 4- haha dnl took a swing...yeah...i'm gonna start a fight with some dude i only know cause i walk his dogs...yeah...

lie 5- i eventually got in my apt, cause paradox and his friend took me home, i forgot my keys, they went back, and gave me my keys

lie 6- begged to be rehired? lol please...this was the 3rd person i walked dogs for...and walking 2 at the same time was really sucking...i asked him once in a pm and once on facebook...rofl, "begged"

1/20/2008 6:59:58 PM

Thus the circle of attempted Internet pwnage is broken.

1/20/2008 7:03:06 PM

wait, did you just defend yourself over something obviously a massive joke?

1/20/2008 7:18:21 PM

dude honestly katiencbabe is like top 10 wolfweb broads i've met

1/20/2008 7:21:22 PM

1/20/2008 8:08:47 PM

that popcorn emoticon is most excellent

1/20/2008 8:11:07 PM

how the fuck could you punch THIS?

1/20/2008 8:25:21 PM

terminate dnl bc he hits poor defenseless little puppies and then fights their owners and passes out.

1/20/2008 8:29:51 PM