i saw ducks crossing the road, and morons in cars stopped for like 10 minutes watching them pass
no one even honked their horn, the ducks actually stopped in the middle to take a dump
i was seriously this close || to running them over...

the other day i was inches from hitting a deer going 40mph, i wonder if i'd'a survived

1/22/2008 7:06:17 PM

oh look

another lafta failure thread

1/22/2008 7:06:46 PM

look i caught pilgrimshoes again, should i throw it back?

1/22/2008 7:08:31 PM

tag and release ngr

1/22/2008 7:09:18 PM

depends... i've hit one going 70 and didn't total the car

I would have run those ducks over

1/22/2008 7:09:26 PM

were they ducks or geese?

1/22/2008 7:20:57 PM

idk, they were of the winged quadarnt, with bills instead of lips, and they quacked instead of talkin like you and me

1/22/2008 7:23:14 PM

i almost hit a bunny just now...i got out of my car and had some words with it...i told him to please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.

1/22/2008 7:25:50 PM

Well I was about to tell my story, but then I realized that it's not going to top this:

1/22/2008 7:42:58 PM

Quote :

"i almost hit a bunny just now...i got out of my car and had some words with it...i told him to please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant."

tell that bunny to move it or lose it, cause yur driving in this sector

1/22/2008 8:00:43 PM