http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ele/548287659.html

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"Lack of funds have come up and put the skids on me finishing my dreams of building my time machine. I think I have it almost totally completed. I've run into one hill I can't overcome with my small income. The time machine powers up and runs fine, however, the cryostaysis system doesn't quite kick on. If anyone out there wants to take over my dreams of time travel, I will be willing to give this up for free. Imagine the chicks, the parties, all the bennies of knowing back then what you know now. This project should not fall into the wrong hands. I will be screening applicants. Thank you for reading my post. Will consider trade for a Wii "

1/22/2008 9:52:40 PM

That fool wants to trade for a Wii?

1/22/2008 9:53:57 PM

1/22/2008 9:54:52 PM

Don't forget the crystals

1/22/2008 9:55:26 PM

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"Will consider trade for a Wii"

fucking awesome. this guy deserves a medal.

1/22/2008 9:55:32 PM

1/22/2008 9:56:51 PM

There's more!

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/548292928.html

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"wanted pre 1965 paper money for time travel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-548292928@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-22, 8:37PM EST i have come into the possession of my great grandfathers life work, among being a decorated aeronautical engineer it would appear he dabbled in the lesser accepted sciences. i have almost finished building his masterpiece a 1952 nash rambler time machine. unfortunately my grandfather didn't live long enough to find an energy source with high enough density to fuel his machine, but i believe i have the problem solved. serious offers only, i would like to exchange paper money for paper money printed before 1965 (for OBVIOUS reasons!). i will pay 5% of the total currency exchanged, unfortunately i cannot offer transfers of coinage as i am already pushing the weight limit as it is! please no solicitations on changing the future as any changing would only happen in an alternate future reality and be a waste of yours and my time. back to the workshop! Location: Garner "

1/22/2008 10:02:13 PM

can't he just go to a fucking bank?

1/22/2008 10:03:33 PM

1/22/2008 10:03:38 PM

Some people are fucking idiots.




Not these guys though.

1/22/2008 10:07:21 PM

lol....true

1/22/2008 10:09:29 PM