"Hey, if we were any closer, I'd be in you."

1/23/2008 3:25:44 PM

Hey, at least I don't smell like that --->

1/23/2008 3:26:21 PM

"Does this route go to your heart?"

1/23/2008 3:28:54 PM

ever taken the reverse route?

1/23/2008 3:29:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

1/23/2008 3:30:06 PM

"I know where you live, we should hook up"

1/23/2008 3:32:20 PM

"I like to go in through the out door"

1/23/2008 3:35:42 PM

i usually get off at gorman, but you make the walk from foodlion worth it

1/23/2008 3:36:39 PM

haha yall sound like some stalking mofo


"I'm supposed to get off at gorman, but I think i'd rather get off on you"

1/23/2008 3:40:19 PM

props to anyone who ever successfully uses any of these

1/23/2008 3:53:29 PM

the closest i think i ever said was "l'll see you thursday" to a girl who i rode the bus with every tuesday/thursday.

1/23/2008 3:56:50 PM

Quote :

"i usually get off at gorman, but you make the walk from foodlion worth it"

10/10

1/23/2008 3:57:36 PM

LOL

If someone tries these on me I'll laugh.

1/23/2008 3:58:34 PM

^^^ This is so me.

(Not specifically, just the closest I'd ever get to a line.)

1/23/2008 3:58:51 PM

you're too good looking to be riding the wolfline

1/23/2008 4:01:58 PM

Just cause you're good looking doesn't mean you can afford a parking pass

1/23/2008 4:05:00 PM

"My peen has a Blue Ridge"

1/23/2008 4:05:37 PM

"Hay baby let me help you with dat crossword puzzle"

1/23/2008 4:06:39 PM

good looking chicks live on the north side of campus

1/23/2008 4:09:45 PM

Hi.*





*Works on Centennial Campus buses only.

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 4:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2008 4:13:46 PM

look, baby, i got a car...you want a ride?

1/23/2008 4:14:25 PM

Nice shoes...

1/23/2008 4:15:03 PM

Quote :

""My peen has a Blue Ridge""

1/23/2008 4:35:54 PM

i asked some girl on the wolfline if she wanted to fuck, but it was on the werewolf and it was late and we were all wasted so i guess that doesnt count

ps: i got rejected

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 4:37 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2008 4:37:26 PM

damn, i wish the system didn't purge PM's or id have some hella funny ones

1/23/2008 4:38:17 PM

ttt

1/24/2008 10:09:26 AM

haha somebody needs to start using these lines in the brickyard

1/24/2008 10:33:06 AM

why? these are wolfline pickups

1/24/2008 10:38:28 AM

best one is to just stare out the window. take glances and then follow them wherever they go.

when you get to a dark and lonely area, say hey baby, thats a nice.................

could say backpack, outfit, shoes, car, hair scrunchy, whatever.

1/24/2008 11:20:04 AM

then rape her

1/24/2008 11:27:03 AM

a girl asked my buddy the other day if he wanted her to give him a ride from her stop to his stop.
he said "no, i'm fine". then he walked in the door and was like "wtf was i thinking? she was hot"

i could only laugh at him

1/24/2008 12:15:11 PM

lol

1/24/2008 12:15:47 PM

I would have taken her for a ride.

1/24/2008 12:21:24 PM

just stare at them the entire time. until they look then immediately look the other way. keep doing it. if they catch you laugh and keep doing it.

1/24/2008 12:45:46 PM

^excellent


*picture of mr.burns from the simpsons

1/24/2008 3:12:26 PM

Here is one.. "What does a ten ton polar bear do?.. Breaks the ice.. Wanna bwn?

1/24/2008 3:19:32 PM

yo baby yo baby i'm walls1441

1/24/2008 4:18:05 PM