1/23/2008 4:05:04 PM

that picture still freaks me out

1/23/2008 4:05:26 PM

holy shit

1/23/2008 4:05:55 PM

AAWWWWWWWWWWW

such a good mommy

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2008 4:06:00 PM

i'd be too scared to try

if i saw that in my house i'd drive away and never return

1/23/2008 4:07:01 PM

I'd be dumb enough to go after it with a swatter and end up with a head full of them

1/23/2008 4:07:42 PM

This is the only safe way to deal with this:

1/23/2008 4:08:48 PM

that is so awesome!

is that a random pic from online, or did someone on tdub actually take it???

1/23/2008 4:09:10 PM

holy fuckface

that things looks like it would take a shotgun blast to kill it

1/23/2008 4:09:53 PM

I would prob freak out and start crying! I'm seriously!

1/23/2008 4:10:36 PM

DO NOT WANT

1/23/2008 4:12:00 PM

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

http://youtube.com/watch?v=coL50sw7ZP0

WHY

1/23/2008 4:12:03 PM

1/23/2008 4:13:13 PM

ANSWER MY QUESTION

btw, gf won't let me have a tarantula and that makes me

1/23/2008 4:13:14 PM

tarantulas are wonderful pets

i wish i came home to a sac full of little babies... but no luck so far

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 4:15 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2008 4:14:24 PM

^^ off the internet

1/23/2008 4:14:59 PM

inorite!

she loves the snakes, but doesn't want to do the spider thing

1/23/2008 4:15:04 PM

^x6The next video down is some dude pulling an eggsac from his foot.

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 4:15 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2008 4:15:26 PM

I just watched a few seconds of that video and puked a little in my mouth.

1/23/2008 4:15:44 PM

the "lump" video gets me... reminds me of the old x-files episode.

1/23/2008 4:19:38 PM

OMG...that video of the sack being removed from the foot....GREATEST THING EVAH

1/23/2008 4:23:49 PM

1/23/2008 4:25:57 PM

i swear to fucking god that i would HAVE to move out of there TONITE

1/23/2008 4:26:57 PM

relevant [words]

I came home from work one night over the summer and I went to put the key in the hole to the front door. As soon as I did I noticed that a large spider was near the handle. I am absurdly afraid of spiders so I came in through the back door. I let my bf know that there was a spider near the handle of the front door and that i needed my keys, as they were still in the lock. He reluctantly opens the door and the spider crawls around to the inside. It was acting really weird and after a few seconds falls to the floor. In that instant everything as I knew it was changed. What looked like hundreds of little baby spiders seemed to have exploded out of the mama spider. We had no spider spray or anything. I went and grabbed the only aresol thing i could find...carborator cleaner. I have probably never been freaked out so bad in my entire life. I had trouble going to sleep that night and for a considerable amount of nights after. It was pretty fucked up.

1/23/2008 4:41:08 PM

too long

all i read was something about your bf coming in the back door

1/23/2008 4:49:20 PM

seriously though. I would move if I came home to that. There's no way that at least '1' didn't get away before I could kill them all. And by 'I kill them all' I mean someone else, because I wouldn't go near it

1/23/2008 4:57:17 PM

fucking A, why did you post that

1/23/2008 5:01:04 PM

My sister got this book for my dad for Christmas. In it, it had this story about a woman who was asleep when she woke up and found spiders crawling all in her bed and all over her and coming down her walls and shit. Well, she got up and moved downstairs instead of freaking out and moving like a normal person. Later on, she woke up again to find them crawling down the walls and all over her. Well, this time she ran outside to find that her attic had caught fire and the spiders had actually saved her.

Moral of the story: It's better to die in a fire than to live in a house full of spiders.

1/23/2008 5:02:11 PM

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

1/23/2008 5:02:17 PM

don't they say that at any given time you are only 8ft away from an arachnid?

1/23/2008 5:05:18 PM

They've never met me...

1/23/2008 5:07:50 PM

We found this one in my apartment.

1/23/2008 5:17:58 PM

I hope your rent is low as fuck

1/23/2008 5:20:34 PM

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"AAWWWWWWWWWWW such a good mommy "

I read that post, then decided it was time to back out of the thread.

But I had to come back into this thread to make sure it was in fact Kitty B who posted that... because i didn't look at any of the names of the posters.

Only Kitty B!!!!

1/23/2008 5:21:24 PM

One of the only things a chick could say on TWW and not get hit on.

1/23/2008 5:23:46 PM

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"I hope your rent is low as fuck"

I wish!
We didn't kill it -- just let it outside to kill annoying bugs, such as mosquitoes.

1/23/2008 5:24:44 PM

AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

the oversized picture scared the hell outuv me.


oh fuck, i'm out of this thread.

1/23/2008 5:24:44 PM

I know I'm a hypocrite. I really like snakes, and I gave people shit for not liking snakes. Ditto most animals.

But fuck spiders. Fuck spiders. There ain't no "take it outside" or "shoo it away." There is only the boot. Or, in the case of that first pic, a lighter and an aerosol can of some kind. I'll deal with the security deposit issues of a giant burned spot on the ceiling later. Money is a luxury, but not living in a house infested with octopedal demon spawn is a god damned necessity.

1/23/2008 6:02:05 PM

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"Only Kitty B!!!!"

Quote :

"One of the only things a chick could say on TWW and not get hit on."

yeah, i've come to terms with the fact that 95% of the guys on here are complete pussies when it comes to "creepy crawlies."

1/23/2008 6:13:09 PM

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"a lighter and an aerosol can"

but then i could see them burning and jumping at me with a death squeal

1/24/2008 9:35:11 AM

Quote :

"OCTOPEDAL DEMON SPAWN"

1/24/2008 9:36:39 AM

Shit if I saw that mess in my house I would go straight to Home Depot and get the biggest fucking can of Raid I could find.

1/24/2008 10:46:49 AM

Where's that picture of the giant spider hiding behind the clock?

1/24/2008 10:51:04 AM

is it wrong I look at that picture like a video game: you only have so much time to kill all those fuckers once you make initial contact, and then longer it takes you, the harder it is to find them all, because of scattering

1/24/2008 10:54:46 AM

It is wrong. Because if you lose you will actually die.

1/24/2008 10:59:29 AM

Doubtful.

1/24/2008 11:00:43 AM

AoE them down!!!!!
AGH MORE ADDS!!!

1/24/2008 11:06:49 AM

[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : .]

1/24/2008 11:12:29 AM

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"I know I'm a hypocrite. I really like snakes, and I gave people shit for not liking snakes. Ditto most animals. But fuck spiders. Fuck spiders."

my sentiments EXACTLY

1/24/2008 11:16:42 AM

^agreed

and

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"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

1/24/2008 11:18:29 AM