LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
since the last time i got any 1/24/2008 9:22:33 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
this thread has aids 1/24/2008 9:22:56 PM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
that's like 1 year
sorry bro ] 1/24/2008 9:23:22 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
it's cause your nuts are limpy, b.
[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : ] 1/24/2008 9:23:24 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
^^ 365 days 1/24/2008 9:23:57 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
[fail] 1/24/2008 9:24:37 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89759 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you should lower your standards? 1/24/2008 9:24:58 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
maybe its cause of threads like this? 1/24/2008 9:25:19 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
*cue song from Rent* how do you measure, measure a year? 1/24/2008 9:39:31 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
in cups of coffee? 1/24/2008 9:40:13 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha, inorite--first thing i thought of
[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ^] 1/24/2008 9:40:19 PM |
1967caddyman All American 1134 Posts user info edit post |
the only reason you got any from the last girl is she was so drugged up on antidepressants and weed that she didnt realize how ugly and annoying you are 1/24/2008 9:41:06 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
^^me too
that's why i said it had aids ] 1/24/2008 9:41:28 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
in laughter? in strife?
^^^ & ^, and the reason why i'm posting the lyrics...GAH!
[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ] 1/24/2008 9:42:11 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ when's the last time you got any? oh, right. never. 1/24/2008 9:42:45 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
In bridges he burned, or the way that she DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED!!
(aids) 1/24/2008 9:43:52 PM |
LardAss Suspended 1558 Posts user info edit post |
MY DICK IS SO BIG IT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A SHIT ON MYSELF 1/24/2008 9:44:11 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
1/24/2008 9:46:46 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
~ 1/24/2008 9:47:59 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
pourin' purple stuff 1/24/2008 9:48:46 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
i'm allergic to vagina. it makes my penis swell up and emit pus. 1/24/2008 9:50:10 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
be careful where you walkin' when you swingin them hips? 1/24/2008 9:50:45 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
if it wasn't for the song then I would have never known how many minutes were in a year...cause I would have never done the math to figure out
measure your life in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : ] 1/24/2008 9:50:50 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I did a jazz/modern dance solo to One Song Glory back in the day
/TRUE yet semi related STORY!!
also...
no homo 1/24/2008 9:51:26 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
haha girls don't have to say no homo when we talk about how much we like rent...it's the gays guys that need to say no homo when they LOOOOOVE rent! 1/24/2008 9:57:09 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
1/24/2008 10:01:46 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
I'm overdue, I believe it has been about 1400 minutes. 1/24/2008 10:27:13 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
527,040 1/25/2008 8:17:41 PM |
qntmfred retired 40637 Posts user info edit post |
100 pages 1/25/2008 8:18:28 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
It's only been around 151,000 minutes for me. 1/25/2008 8:18:56 PM |
kfc469 Suspended 160 Posts user info edit post |
i, hate, this, song 1/25/2008 8:20:27 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
So is the show waaaay better than the movie? Is that a retarded question? 1/25/2008 8:32:21 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that's like 1 year" |
1/25/2008 9:06:22 PM |
GoldenViper All American 16056 Posts user info edit post |
No one needs to type "no homo."
I discourage the practice. 1/25/2008 9:48:41 PM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
STOP COMPLAINING AND GO GET SOME
OR SIMPLY FIND SOMETHING TO MAKE U HAPPY
if you try not to think about sex, ull end up with sex.......................reverse psychology 1/25/2008 9:50:10 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
no thx to the gay buttsecks offers. 1/26/2008 4:09:47 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
damn, you remember down to the day?? 1/26/2008 4:11:55 AM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
damn, B. just pay for a shot of ass. if it's so bad that you have to announce it. and besides if you factor the number dates and hand holding to paying for a shot of ass you may break even. 1/26/2008 4:27:50 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
^^no i just made that shit up
[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 4:28 AM. Reason : ] 1/26/2008 4:28:05 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
some tww skank should have a 3some with these guys so they will shut up already 1/26/2008 4:29:22 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
i had a 3some one time with 2 chicks. overrated. 1/26/2008 12:29:31 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So is the show waaaay better than the movie? Is that a retarded question?" |
yes and yes 1/26/2008 12:38:58 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
1/26/2008 2:47:18 PM |