and she took an immediate shower.

Should i be worried or should I have smelled the vag instead of acting like I was asleep?

1/25/2008 10:33:32 AM

she probably took it rawdawg.

1/25/2008 10:34:22 AM

at least you have a 50% chance now that its not yours.

1/25/2008 10:34:43 AM

You should have urinated on her to reclaim your dominance

1/25/2008 10:34:49 AM

bars are gross

showers are not unusual

if she came back at 5am then you should be worried

1/25/2008 10:35:26 AM

Quote :

"You should have urinated on her to reclaim your dominance "

winner

1/25/2008 10:35:28 AM

she was just smoky. We didn't do anything.

1/25/2008 10:35:28 AM

probably just smelled like cigarette smoke

1/25/2008 10:35:42 AM

interesting sidenote:

his gf works at the bar and often comes home reeking of cigarette smoke

also i had sex with katie too man

1/25/2008 10:35:57 AM

you know, cigarette smoke and someone else's love butter

1/25/2008 10:36:23 AM

aside from all the jokes...


your girl probably fucked or at least got fingered by someone.


but dont worry about it man, just fuck other girls behind her back. its what i would do

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 10:38 AM. Reason : x ]

1/25/2008 10:36:25 AM

What up One?

1/25/2008 10:36:50 AM

maybe she was just giving out blow jobs in the bathroom and some spilled from her mouth and ran down her breasts.


she probably didn't have sex though

1/25/2008 10:37:45 AM

i had sex with katie too man

1/25/2008 10:37:46 AM

Quote :

"probably just smelled like cigarette smoke"

1/25/2008 10:38:21 AM

Quote :

"fingered "

hahahaha, this is the funniest, must unsexy term!

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason : mom, he finally fingered me!]

1/25/2008 10:38:51 AM

[quote]What up One?

Recovering from a hangover. You going to work out today outside?

1/25/2008 10:39:41 AM

haha she is cheating on you

naw dude this runs in the family - i contemplated taking a shower last nite because i reeked of cigarette smoke - when i smelled my fleece this morning

i'd rather freeze than smell that shit all day

1/25/2008 10:54:55 AM

Quote :

"Should i be worried"

[yes]

you are going to get the clap or the herp

1/25/2008 10:56:58 AM

sloppy seconds ftl

1/25/2008 10:58:19 AM

Quote :

"if she came back at 5am then you should be worried "

1/25/2008 10:58:39 AM

Quote :

"You should have urinated on her to reclaim your dominance"

lol

1/25/2008 10:59:00 AM

1/25/2008 10:59:47 AM

everyone cheats on everyone. once you accept this, dating is so much easier

1/25/2008 11:00:10 AM

why were you not at the bar with her?

1/25/2008 11:14:54 AM

I thought the immediate shower was courtroom style evidence #1.

that's what they say...

1/25/2008 11:25:14 AM

yeah the shower is pretty suspicious. especially if she usually just comes home hammered and gets in bed and passes out.


Who you bangin these days One?

1/25/2008 11:27:33 AM

i spidermaned that ho, and then promptly kicked her out

she had no choice but to shower immediately

1/25/2008 11:30:32 AM

Maybe she thought she was doing you a favor.

Not getting into bed smelling like beer and smoke.

Besides, the bar doesn't close till 2, most people don't even leave till then. If she came home at 4 that would be a different story.

1/25/2008 11:31:43 AM

Quote :

"why were you not at the bar with her?"

She was at some fancy bar downtown....I was at PB's. Can't beat their thursday deal.

Quote :

"Who you bangin these days One?"

One of my friends sister.


Bitch is def cheating on me. Imma go out of my way to get my dick sucked from some random slut so that I can introduce my gf to smelly dick

1/25/2008 11:31:51 AM

i don't know if i should keep reading this thread

1/25/2008 11:35:54 AM

she had some big-azz tittays

1/25/2008 11:37:32 AM

dude, woody's sister is hot

1/25/2008 11:37:42 AM

Woody's sister!? HA

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 11:38 AM. Reason : if you are beating the bottoms off that, i applaud you. pics!]

1/25/2008 11:38:00 AM

sexiness runs in the family

1/25/2008 11:38:51 AM

don't worry about it. sure it was nothing. when a chick is cheating on you TRUST ME YOU WILL HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. you'll find out only if she's willing to get caught.

1/25/2008 11:38:54 AM

i wouldn't worry...i know plenty of girls that shower after sex

1/25/2008 11:39:32 AM

if you have to ask. . .

1/25/2008 11:39:32 AM

^^^^it must run the hurdles cause you got jumped

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 11:39 AM. Reason : ^^]

1/25/2008 11:39:40 AM

i'm fillin out

1/25/2008 11:40:44 AM

yeah i know woody, i've been facebook stalking you. i wish i had your determination

1/25/2008 11:42:45 AM

hahahaha, that was funny


and I wouldnt fuck with Woody nowadays, hes beefed up

1/25/2008 11:42:56 AM

He blasts his pecs on a daily basis !

1/25/2008 11:43:39 AM

1/25/2008 11:44:48 AM

LEMME SMELL YO DICK

1/25/2008 11:45:12 AM

he no longer needs bornfleth to come rescue him when 10 pledges try and jump him

1/25/2008 11:45:43 AM

i couldn't hurt a fly

believe me if i knew how i would have killed my roommate for banging my sister

1/25/2008 11:47:34 AM

1/25/2008 11:48:22 AM

how old is your sister ?

1/25/2008 11:49:59 AM

Quote :

"believe me if i knew how i would have killed my roommate for banging my sister "

D:

1/25/2008 11:52:08 AM