I farted, and she can't go very far.

1/26/2008 7:15:32 PM

that's how you get pink eye

1/26/2008 7:15:52 PM

i thought she was at work? not that i know where that is

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : do you work together?]

1/26/2008 7:16:27 PM

<3

^her work = my work

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : which is not public info]

1/26/2008 7:16:30 PM

i was not aware of this

1/26/2008 7:17:31 PM

i thought you were at the movies, newb

1/26/2008 7:17:46 PM

recent developments, and such.

now


BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND: FARTING

1/26/2008 7:18:05 PM

plans change

1/26/2008 7:18:32 PM

once i was seeing this girl

and at the time, i used to really enjoy farting on or around her b/c it pissed her off so much

i hotboxed my car one night in her driveway, with windowlocks and all

she said i'd pay for what I had done, and she let me have it

by barfing on my dashboard.

1/26/2008 7:19:50 PM

nice

1/26/2008 7:21:15 PM

[fail]?

1/26/2008 7:21:32 PM

I farted again

1/26/2008 7:27:31 PM

i thought i smelt something

1/26/2008 8:06:43 PM

1/26/2008 8:08:02 PM

dairy

1/27/2008 4:03:06 PM

haha

1/27/2008 4:03:27 PM

oh lawd

here it goes, here it goes
here it goes again

1/27/2008 4:06:59 PM

aha


I'm getting paid to tickle and harass her.

1/27/2008 4:44:20 PM