NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
this freshman girl i met through my statistics class wants me to go hang out with her and drink ... via text message on my phonerizzle.
she's taller than me by an inch. i have a policy of not going with girls taller than me.
also, i dont feel like drinking, and i think it would be wrong of me to fuck her after she's been drinking and i havent.
whats say you tdub, what say you. 1/26/2008 10:51:28 PM |
Callaway All American 2126 Posts user info edit post |
LIES! 1/26/2008 10:52:16 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
hell, send her my way. 1/26/2008 10:52:39 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "via text message on my phonerizzle." |
sweet.1/26/2008 10:52:45 PM |
kfc469 Suspended 160 Posts user info edit post |
1/26/2008 10:53:00 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare til she passes out and she forgot how she got there 1/26/2008 10:53:19 PM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
she's not taller than you when she's lying down 1/26/2008 10:53:21 PM |
graz All American 1834 Posts user info edit post |
stop being a pussy. 1/26/2008 10:53:27 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
well if you are buying her the beer you are breaking the law
BAD BAD BAD SHAME SHAME SHAME 1/26/2008 10:54:04 PM |
raiden All American 10505 Posts user info edit post |
stop being a pussy. 1/26/2008 10:55:08 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
man, aint u ever seen that one movie, Kids? 1/26/2008 10:55:15 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
"I'm going out fucking" "uh uh uh uh uh" 1/26/2008 10:55:44 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she's not taller than you when she's lying down" |
Yeah she is.1/26/2008 10:55:59 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
[/thread] 1/26/2008 10:56:48 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lol
just give me her number, she doesn't want a fag anyways.
[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : +^] 1/26/2008 10:56:59 PM |
LS1powered All American 689 Posts user info edit post |
if it's an easy kill, why the hell not 1/26/2008 10:57:22 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
ok,, im out
ima try to drink some.
peace nukkas 1/26/2008 10:57:36 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
remember it's not rape if you are both drunk 1/26/2008 10:57:58 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
its not rape, unless you think its rape. 1/26/2008 10:59:27 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
just remember, no means maybe. 1/26/2008 11:22:40 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
so, i only ended up getting some brains from this girl. she's one of those religious types.
im shooting for anal by the end of the semester..... updates to come. 1/27/2008 12:44:56 PM |
roddy All American 25833 Posts user info edit post |
arent hispanics typically around 5'5"? 1/27/2008 12:46:42 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
no.
im 5'9-10ish. 1/27/2008 12:48:02 PM |
Mr Grace All American 12412 Posts user info edit post |
i call bullshit
women dont like short men 1/27/2008 12:49:05 PM |
roddy All American 25833 Posts user info edit post |
she is not a slut, you will not get anything from her....move on(you will be wasting your time) 1/27/2008 12:49:17 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, and this is obviously bullshit, because if she was a student at this school, he knows there's a chance she or one of her friends could read this thread. NC86 is a fatass from Mexico who lies a lot. 1/27/2008 12:50:59 PM |
roddy All American 25833 Posts user info edit post |
he would have better luck getting anal at Legends 1/27/2008 12:52:20 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahaha, nigga you just mad cause i got my dick sucked.
and no, im not mexican, and no, no one knows me on here. except for like 2 people that ive met.
and no, her friends are too hot to be reading this message board
[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 12:54 PM. Reason : x] 1/27/2008 12:53:01 PM |
Mr Grace All American 12412 Posts user info edit post |
most people dont brag about getting a blowjob.
only people who do are the ones making it up. 1/27/2008 12:56:20 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
I'm saying she could recognize the situation, you fucking idiot. she'll know who you are if she reads this thread. That's how I know this is all bullshit. All your posts are full of shit. You are probably the only faggot on TWW who registered a name EN Mexico. 1/27/2008 12:56:20 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
yea, i think he's from Colombia or something
and like 5'7''
but i will agree about the lies. he says i've creeped out girls on here and then 5 minutes later they're IMing me saying wtf? 1/27/2008 12:57:38 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
stop bitching and go drink!
fuck her in a dumpster and report back, ill be proud 1/27/2008 1:01:20 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
im not from colombia.
she doesnt look at this board and neither do her friends.
im not 5'7, im 5'9
yes, she did suck my dick.
chembo... those girls did say that, they're probably just saying they didnt so not to make you feel bad. even saps agreed with me about squirt. Lena was big on saying it, and laurel mentioned you were creepy briefly.
and terp brah, i thougt we were brothers. i mean, we basically are after i fucked that nigerian girl on the bathroom floor in wolf village.
[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 1:04 PM. Reason : come on brah. ] 1/27/2008 1:02:41 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
keep pulling shit out of your ass, ese 1/27/2008 1:04:16 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
you keep believing youre somewhat normal, brah.
lest you forget why your girl left you
[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 1:05 PM. Reason : x] 1/27/2008 1:05:29 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
not cause of you
she's a crazy bitch, and that's the end of it.
but seriously, "brah," what do you want with me? do you seriously have nothing better to do than be an e-thug? 1/27/2008 1:10:49 PM |
roddy All American 25833 Posts user info edit post |
now we know you are lying
how do you know all her friends dont look at tww and how do you know she doesnt? lol, man, you cant even lie good.
[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : w] 1/27/2008 1:11:27 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha
e-thug, thats classic.
yes, im the big bad e-thug who comes into peoples threads to post stalk them..... oh wait, thats you. stop following me around you faggot. you're really starting to creep me out
^ they're too hot and only freshman. The majority of them work aswell. Not very computer oriented... as they spend most of their time texting on their phone.
and really, apart from that, her friends dont know she gave me head. so really, this is just retarded to argue that her friends are going to find out. and if they do, fuck it, she wasnt even that good at it.
...lol, i have no idea why im arguing with you faggots. the majority of you are still virgins or havent gotten any in years.
[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 1:18 PM. Reason : x] 1/27/2008 1:13:12 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
man, we all love watching a lying douche work himself up in a fit
thanks for the entertainment, g.
1/27/2008 1:20:34 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
chembo, brah
stop harassing and stalking me brah.
its getting lame. 1/27/2008 1:21:53 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
keep telling yourself that 1/27/2008 1:25:17 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
What stats class? 1/27/2008 1:26:11 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
chembo, seriously brah, this obsession you have of post stalking me is getting kinda creepy. I know you'tr mentally fucked up in the head, but damn bro, enough is enough. 1/27/2008 1:29:14 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
NC86, just shut you trap. 1/27/2008 1:29:34 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
What stats class did you meet this girl in? 1/27/2008 1:29:40 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
he talks shit, but then
i thought you hated my guts, brah 1/27/2008 1:38:33 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahahah, oh man.
i never said i hated you, i just said you were creepy as fuck.
and plus, i want to play some chess. 1/27/2008 1:39:53 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
is NC86 in high school? 1/27/2008 1:51:11 PM |