this is annoying...i think its something going around

1/27/2008 1:51:54 PM

i have lots of sick friends right now

1/27/2008 1:52:56 PM

my wife is puking her brains out.

1/27/2008 2:08:40 PM

my snot is green

1/27/2008 2:09:45 PM

^the you would say that your sputum is purulent

1/27/2008 2:11:59 PM

its time for the percolator

1/27/2008 2:12:42 PM

?

1/27/2008 2:13:19 PM

i think it means something sexual...heard it in a rap song in like 6th grade

1/27/2008 2:13:49 PM

PROTECT MAI BALLS

1/27/2008 2:14:54 PM

I think I almost got sick, but I seem to have fended it off. At least for now.

1/27/2008 2:15:25 PM

Quote :

"heard it in a rap song in like 6th grade"

it's cajmere

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 2:17 PM. Reason : &]

1/27/2008 2:16:46 PM

i ran out of OJ yesterday morning

1/27/2008 2:17:21 PM

I have not been sick since this summer when I faked food poisoning.....................

1/27/2008 2:50:02 PM

i don't really get colds anymore

1/27/2008 2:50:31 PM

i'm guessing its cause i touch a lot of door handles, keyboards, etc on campus....i'm bad about washing my hands or using hand sanitizer

this is def. a sinus infection...got sick in sept but that was a cold

1/27/2008 3:11:00 PM

i havent been really sick since i started working in a pharmacy 2 years ago. i think my immune system must be baller as hell by now, considering the 1000's of people with colds/staff infection/conjunctivitis/etc that i share pens with daily....

1/27/2008 3:28:22 PM

signed

and so are a bunch of people from my work.

1/27/2008 3:39:42 PM

I've been sneezing all day.

1/27/2008 3:44:01 PM

felt like blah for two weeks after CES in Vegas. Finally went to the doc Friday...strep. Sweet

1/27/2008 3:46:15 PM

last time i missed a day of something because i was sick was middle school. And actually, I was faking it that time. The last time I missed a day of something because I was actually sick, I'm thinking was 5th grade-ish.

sick ppl do not have my empathy.

1/27/2008 3:47:11 PM

yeah, dnl, make sure you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom...we dont want no sticky stuff

1/27/2008 3:53:22 PM

I am sick Started as a cough and congestion and it's moved to my head. I feel like my eyeballs are going to pop out of my head.

1/27/2008 4:05:07 PM

<-

1/27/2008 4:06:49 PM

yep.

1/27/2008 4:19:44 PM

its wierd...typically when i get sick i dont do shit....i still feel crappy but i'm doing hw and going to lake johnson and getting drunk and doing the krispy kreme challenge etc

1/27/2008 4:50:57 PM

SON OF A BITCH I'M SICK

1/28/2008 1:05:02 AM

yep.. missed so much of this semester already. Tomorrow's my first day back and my professors are emailing me like "omg.. we might have to drop you from this course". *sigh*

1/28/2008 1:35:42 AM

I'm sick...sick with looovvvvve.

1/28/2008 1:43:34 AM

the best thing about having a cold is blowing your nose...feels so good for like 3 minutes after that

1/28/2008 3:40:53 AM

I was sick as hell about 2 weeks ago.

But now I'm good.

So to all you sickies in here:

1/28/2008 3:44:08 AM

didn't ya'll get shots?

1/28/2008 4:08:59 AM

not for some little cold...i'll be over this in like another 3 days

1/28/2008 4:24:44 AM

I'm thinking he means a flu shot.

1/28/2008 4:29:49 AM

oh nah i have never and will never get a flu shot

1/28/2008 4:30:37 AM

the flu shot is how the government implants rfid molecules into you're blood stream

your better off not getting it man

1/28/2008 6:02:02 AM

in retrospect, blowing your nose is the second best thing about having a cold...snot rockets are #1

1/28/2008 6:03:05 AM

i'm always sick with it

1/28/2008 6:43:07 AM

i've got teh shits

1/28/2008 6:46:03 AM

^ Yeah, prepare for the norovirus to make it's way around. My roommate might have been Patient Zero, bringing it back from App or something. I just got over it. It sucks. Throwing up... Everything, even fluids, pass through your body at light speed and ALL of it comes out your ass. Very contagious. Watch out and wash your hands a lot.

That said, you wanna know when you're really, truly sick? When you lose the desire to fap. That's my sick test anyway. If you can still fap, you're not really sick.

1/28/2008 8:54:33 AM

^maybe you were just too stoned to fap

1/28/2008 9:17:34 AM

Uh... no. That's never happened before... You're a fucking codpiece dumb mother fucker... I was on the verge of death.

1/28/2008 9:21:23 AM

damn, so close

1/28/2008 9:23:31 AM

I'm sick of being at work... does that count?

1/28/2008 9:26:00 AM

can you still fap?

1/28/2008 9:26:53 AM

Been sick the past four days, now I'm fabulous and ready for my first day officially on the job!

1/28/2008 9:35:06 AM

i'm about to go blow my nose

1/28/2008 2:32:48 PM