Remember when those 120 wolfwebbers worked at that place selling dick pills?

1/29/2008 2:27:16 PM

yes, i do
it was enzyte

1/29/2008 2:57:37 PM

i was a manager!

1/30/2008 7:03:42 PM

hahahah

1/30/2008 7:12:44 PM

< CTO

1/30/2008 7:39:00 PM

haha, i remember that

i didn't know it was a lot of wolfweb posters, though...i thought it was like 10 people i knew, plus a couple of people from TWW

1/31/2008 2:17:33 AM

I was there

1/31/2008 10:26:56 AM

those days were great

it started off with a bunch of tkes but after we ran out of tkes to employ we turned to tww

8^2

remember the crazy lady who drove up from florida all pissed off?

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2008 2:48:29 PM

so why aren't you guys working there anymore?

1/31/2008 3:43:39 PM

so tell us about this lady that drove from florida.

i know that stuff was shady, but the stories are awesome...

1/31/2008 3:46:20 PM

I remember some dude coming up there really pissed off, then the old guys took him to the back, had a talk, gave him some free shit, and he left with a smile on his face. It was then I realized why we kept all those baseball bats around near the door haha.

1/31/2008 3:57:11 PM

so were these people mad that they bought into an automatic subscription renewal service and were too stupid to realize it, or was there something else shady about that place?

that's what they get for being a pervert.

1/31/2008 4:58:28 PM

i got some samples from there

2/1/2008 4:20:00 PM

THERES 3 THINGS YOU DONT FUCK WITH, MY FAMILY MY GIRL AND MY BASKETBALL


or something like that

2/2/2008 2:19:03 AM

why don't you entertain us all with some more stories from that place, saps.

2/2/2008 5:56:51 PM

nah i think ill just stick to dick and fart jokes

2/6/2008 12:43:06 AM

anal lube ftw

2/23/2008 11:29:52 AM

the magic clit ointment from there was pretty good stuff

i put a number of free samples to good use around Raleigh during that time

2/23/2008 10:42:33 PM

haha we had talked about handing out a box of anal lube at alive after five one time


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2/26/2008 12:22:41 PM

http://www.wdtn.com/global/story.asp?s=7913949

Quote :

""Smiling Bob" Verdict: Guilty CINCINNATI -- A federal court jury on Friday found the owner of a company that sells "male enhancement" tablets and other herbal supplements guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering. Steve Warshak is founder and president of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, which distributes Enzyte and a number of products alleged to boost energy, manage weight, reduce memory loss and aid restful sleep. Television ads for Enzyte feature "Smiling Bob," a goofy, grinning man whose life gets much better after he uses the product. Warshak, 40, could face more than 20 years in prison and his company could have to forfeit tens of millions of dollars. Messages seeking comment from Warshak's Boston attorney Martin Weinberg and Assistant U.S. Attorney Anne Porter were left at their offices Friday night. Prosecutors claimed customers were bilked out of $100 million through a series of deceptive ads, manipulated credit card transactions and the company's refusal to accept returns or cancel orders. They said unauthorized credit card charges generated thousands of complaints over unordered products. Warshak's mother, Harriett Warshak, also was convicted of conspiracy, bank fraud and money laundering. Two other company employees were convicted on related charges. Harriet Warshak said she would appeal. "We don't believe it was a fair verdict," she said. Several friends and relatives of the defendants wept as the verdicts were read. "It's a sad day," said Bruce Whitman, an attorney who represented an employee who was acquitted. "I find it hard to believe the other defendants were convicted." He said the accusations should have been made in a civil court, not a criminal court. The government also alleged the defendants obstructed investigations by two federal agencies. Some former employees, including relatives of Warshak, pleaded guilty to other charges and cooperated with prosecutors. They testified that the company created fictitious doctors to endorse the pills, fabricated a customer-satisfaction survey and made up numbers to back claims about Enzyte's effectiveness. Defense lawyers characterized that testimony as tainted because it was forced by the threat of prosecution. The defense contended in the trial that Berkeley suffered from customer service that didn't keep pace with the company's rapid growth from a one-person startup in 2001 to 1,500 employees in 2004. Weinberg also had told jurors that Berkeley had been targeted by the government in "a relentless criminal investigation." (Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)"

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 4:34 PM. Reason : if you dont want to click]

2/26/2008 4:33:18 PM

Anybody dumb enough to buy dick pills deserves whatever happens to their finances...

2/26/2008 6:41:11 PM

my roomie freshman year had them about 5 months before they got big

2/26/2008 6:43:09 PM

pun intended?

2/27/2008 12:01:15 AM

only reason i would take pills is if 'my shit' didn't work in the first place, i won the lottery, and christy turlington wanted to have my baby

3/15/2008 11:22:22 PM