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1/31/2008 6:03:50 PM

if you sustain yourself on beer and donuts for 2 weeks

it's amazing how fast you spiral

1/31/2008 6:05:55 PM

all it took for me was a steady girlfriend...stopped working out, started eating out, etc

the problem is that now that we're not together anymore, I didn't jump back into my regimen

1/31/2008 6:20:53 PM

Quote :

"started eating out,"

1/31/2008 7:16:28 PM

steady girlfriend = started eating out...

1/31/2008 7:17:24 PM

those pics were photoshopped, the program is a money-grabbing scam

don't do it, TWW!!!

1/31/2008 7:23:18 PM

I don't need your help. A broken heel will do the same.

1/31/2008 7:27:27 PM

i didn't really gain any weight when i broke my foot... using crutches is probably a better workout than walking.

1/31/2008 7:30:21 PM

I'm one of those people that if I don't do cardio it doesn't matter what my diet looks like.

1/31/2008 7:34:27 PM

i didn't eat a lot because it was a pain in the ass to get to the fridge...

1/31/2008 7:42:30 PM

which of u fuckers are using that ultra 90 BS

1/31/2008 7:43:31 PM

hahah, not me... i'm allllllllllll natural.

on the break yo foot diet!

1/31/2008 7:46:31 PM

i love this thread

1/31/2008 7:50:02 PM

^u got the ultra 90 dont ya

1/31/2008 7:53:37 PM

this thread has everything






wait, wait...





[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : NOW this thread has everything]

1/31/2008 9:23:37 PM

i thought this was going to be another im bartending thread

1/31/2008 9:25:48 PM

HEY


THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT THREAD


JERK

1/31/2008 9:28:20 PM

who is tending bar tonight? i might go out drinkin tonight

1/31/2008 9:29:11 PM

not sure about tonight.. but go anyway and make sure everyone there has a good time

you know what I mean? *nudge nugde wink wink*

1/31/2008 10:08:15 PM

id totally show christy a good time. if she wasnt married.

1/31/2008 10:11:46 PM

haha yeah man i hear that


she dropped that marriage bomb the first time i met her, blew my mind

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 3:19 PM. Reason : sdfs]

2/1/2008 3:19:20 PM