My girlfriend always said that if she ever left me she was going to make sure she found someone to take her place. Tonight, she claimed to have found her replacement, someone who is more like me than she is. Apparently she's from Spain and therefore probably has a very nice accent

1/31/2008 10:57:31 PM

ME GUSTA?

1/31/2008 10:58:53 PM

If your girlfriend is leaving you for a woman, make sure you get some vids and post them on t-dub.

1/31/2008 10:58:57 PM

hahahahahaha

1/31/2008 10:59:23 PM

Thats one 14 year old I would have sex with

1/31/2008 11:00:01 PM

She seems pretty cool.

The guitar picture is ftw!

1/31/2008 11:00:34 PM

ahhahahahahahaha 10/10

1/31/2008 11:01:07 PM

holy shit hahah

1/31/2008 11:01:10 PM

I think she forgot to tell you that she is 12 and you have at least 6 more years to wait.


ie: Your girlfriend has 6 years till she can escape.


jk

1/31/2008 11:04:15 PM

10 out of motherfuckin' 10


ahahaha. gg

1/31/2008 11:04:36 PM

^^ she knows i like em young

1/31/2008 11:05:12 PM

hendrix has nothin on that nub.

1/31/2008 11:06:55 PM

Thats fucking gold.

1/31/2008 11:07:04 PM

raw dawg...

no doubt

1/31/2008 11:08:44 PM

sounds like you're good to go

1/31/2008 11:10:07 PM

I bet she gets frustrated when her float just goes in circles when she paddles it.

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 11:12 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2008 11:11:47 PM

^LAWLZ

1/31/2008 11:13:37 PM

If you can find a photo of her in an eye patch, this may be destiny.

1/31/2008 11:15:30 PM

holy fuck, who else didnt notice the missing arm till like the next to last picture

1/31/2008 11:16:03 PM

i bet she givesw great hand jobs.

1/31/2008 11:17:38 PM

^^hahah, me.


but that's what made it best i think.

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : ^]

1/31/2008 11:18:16 PM

^^^i didn't notice until about the third pic

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : was too busy lookin at the important assets]

1/31/2008 11:18:26 PM

I didn't see the nub till the second picture

1/31/2008 11:18:52 PM

it looks like she has a big penis for a left arm

1/31/2008 11:21:37 PM

She kinda looks like Sasha Grey

1/31/2008 11:22:53 PM

poor girls missing tits and arms

1/31/2008 11:27:03 PM

i didnt notice the nub until about half way down the thread

1/31/2008 11:34:11 PM

top 10 threads ever

i woke my roommate up laughing

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ^same]

1/31/2008 11:36:00 PM

Quote :

"holy fuck, who else didnt notice the missing arm till like the next to last picture"

HOLY SHIT I DIDN"T NOTICE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT

1/31/2008 11:44:14 PM

1/31/2008 11:44:56 PM

not even cute

2/1/2008 12:08:01 AM

didnt read the thread



but i'd do her



and being from spain is a +

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2/1/2008 12:21:12 AM

Ha, best of the pics

2/1/2008 12:23:39 AM

looks like she's got a good sense of humor, to boot

2/1/2008 12:25:01 AM

the second post of this thread is the funniest post OF the thread

2/1/2008 1:40:03 AM

is it bad that I didn't notice she was missing her arm until the 4th or 5th picture?

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 1:48 AM. Reason : didn't read the thread, others have already commented on this]

2/1/2008 1:46:53 AM

bang it out, G.

2/1/2008 1:48:22 AM

the nub freaks me out

2/1/2008 1:49:20 AM

I'd like to show her my nub...

2/1/2008 2:10:53 AM

i like her style

i have no idea why im so fashion dead and i get into chicks who keep up with the trendy / popular shit

except that one sleeve thing, that never worked for me. the other stuff is hot. its like my guilty pleasure

2/1/2008 2:30:22 AM

If you ever see this chic in a tree don't wave at her....if she waved back, she could fall and die....that is all

2/1/2008 2:33:35 AM

i have a serious question

what is that little bump on the end of her amputated arm?

I think I have seen other people with that same bump

2/1/2008 2:51:04 AM

Here's the real kicker. She's really leaving you.

2/1/2008 3:00:47 AM

Quote :

"looks like she's got a good sense of humor, to boot "

2/1/2008 3:10:06 AM

It does kind of look like a penis. [no homo]

The video game one made me lol.

2/1/2008 5:45:52 AM

Quote :

"Here's the real kicker. She's really leaving you."

2/1/2008 12:14:28 PM

you two would make a great couple!! you could nub her poon while she nubs your ass.....WINNAR!!

p.s. make sure to invite saps over for some really kinky shit!

2/1/2008 1:16:07 PM

truth: i would hit.

2/1/2008 1:16:59 PM

but would you date her?

2/1/2008 1:18:50 PM

if she was of age i would.

2/1/2008 1:19:16 PM