http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1329217643?bctid=1329232712

2/3/2008 3:15:59 PM

if you think about everything else that goes on in a hotel, this is at the bottom of the list of my worries

[Edited on February 3, 2008 at 3:38 PM. Reason : but this is still nasty]

2/3/2008 3:37:33 PM

im not gonna lie... ive beat off into hotel drinking glasses before

i was too tired to get out of bed, and didn't wanna make a mess in the sheets. the closest thing within reach was the glass.

2/3/2008 3:42:43 PM

I busted a nut in a glass in the back of a limo once. I had to pull out and I didn't know where to put it.

2/3/2008 3:44:28 PM

Cobb County represent!

2/3/2008 3:48:06 PM

fuck you

2/3/2008 3:48:48 PM

Quote :

"im not gonna lie... ive beat off into hotel drinking glasses before"

[Edited on February 3, 2008 at 3:51 PM. Reason : o]

2/3/2008 3:51:12 PM

fuck you bitch

2/3/2008 3:51:53 PM

sorry to make your job as a maid tougher

2/3/2008 3:52:21 PM

i would beat a maid in her face if I saw one

2/3/2008 3:53:18 PM

Quote :

"Cobb County represent! "

[Edited on February 3, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : try that one. I'm at work, and my googling options are limited. eat a dick]

2/3/2008 3:56:24 PM

I am always finding yellow frogs in hotel drinking glasses.

2/3/2008 3:57:02 PM

what a fucking loser he doesn't even know how to use the internet. He is such a little bitch.

2/3/2008 3:57:41 PM

LardAss

your game is tired and weak.

2/3/2008 3:58:07 PM

and you need to give your mom back the 5 bucks for your username.

2/3/2008 3:58:45 PM

motherfuckers you are two fags on the internet talking shit over the internet

2/3/2008 4:00:12 PM

Quote :

"motherfuckers you are two fags on the internet talking shit over the internet"

He's got us there.

[Edited on February 3, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : x]

2/3/2008 4:01:27 PM

I always enjoyed farting in the ice bucket, putting the lid on quickly, leaving it in front of someones door, knocking and running away.

It's worth trying if you've never done it.

2/3/2008 7:47:19 PM

prince >> tom petty

2/3/2008 8:05:21 PM

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2/3/2008 8:06:36 PM

ohh well its not that bad i never got sick off a glass but i always wash my own just in case

2/3/2008 10:27:35 PM

eww
im bringing my own cups!

2/4/2008 12:05:27 AM

all hotel rooms are swimming in semen and various other bodily fluids.

the sooner you make peace with this fact, the happier you will be.

2/4/2008 12:13:35 AM

true

2/4/2008 12:15:15 AM

you will be alarmed at how often the sheets aren't changed

2/4/2008 1:26:23 AM

I heard the remote is usually the nastiest thing in a hotel, germs-wise and stuff.

2/4/2008 1:46:52 AM