Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other bubbles that women find romantic.Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!



[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 1:41 PM. Reason : V just reminding you that your time to shut the fuck up is coming up]

2/6/2008 1:40:12 PM

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2/6/2008 1:40:29 PM

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2/6/2008 1:41:06 PM

and it's March 14th, not the 20th

2/6/2008 1:42:18 PM

even my dad thinks this is old

2/6/2008 1:43:05 PM

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

2/6/2008 1:44:11 PM

my sincerest apologies to you all

2/6/2008 1:44:45 PM

2/6/2008 1:45:00 PM

oh my fucking old

2/6/2008 1:45:53 PM

this thread fails

2/6/2008 1:46:25 PM

too bad you got the date wrong, hershculez

2/6/2008 1:46:58 PM

FAILS!

2/6/2008 1:48:34 PM

its simply called steak and blowjob day, not this shut the fuck up part

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2/6/2008 1:50:47 PM

so many things wrong in this thread

2/6/2008 2:01:52 PM

Quote :

"Secretly...guys feel left out"

wrong

2/7/2008 1:48:19 PM