2/6/2008 7:47:39 PM

better to be the assholeer than the assholee

2/6/2008 7:50:20 PM

he forced me into a wimpy handshake.

2/6/2008 7:51:52 PM

AHHHH

I fucking hate it when someone bitchgrabs your hand

it makes me want to swing around with my left and knock their ass on the ground

2/6/2008 7:53:18 PM

Stupid macho enthusiasts breaking my piano fingers.

2/6/2008 7:53:32 PM

i always aim for the spot between the thumb and index finger, making sure i impact that area forcefully


then I use momentum of that plus the motion of the shake to secure a firm grip


thats my style, it prevents me from being upstaged by the other person

[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 7:54 PM. Reason : x]

2/6/2008 7:53:53 PM

I don't know what it is about me, but people (guys) are always trying to out handshake me.

Son! I've been masturbating with that hand since I was 8. Fuck your weak ass shit! You don't know me!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!

2/6/2008 7:54:36 PM

seedless has this way of caressing that'll make you cum in 2 secs.

Honest.

2/6/2008 7:54:48 PM

^^haha



^let this be the last time i have to read about you cumming

[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 7:55 PM. Reason : xc]

2/6/2008 7:54:54 PM

Oh, trust me, I never post about "cummign." Don't worry.

2/6/2008 7:56:07 PM

too late beamer

2/6/2008 7:57:06 PM

I miss nothing... policy handshaker.

2/6/2008 7:58:01 PM