I deal with the g-ddamned customer!

2/8/2008 9:07:47 AM

i may have to watch that this weekend so i dont get a case of the mondays

2/8/2008 9:08:22 AM

Naw, you can just call me Mike.

2/8/2008 9:09:07 AM

well, the kind that double up on a dude like me.

2/8/2008 9:14:04 AM

You know they have conjugal visits there?

2/8/2008 9:18:37 AM

oh, and remember- next friday...is hawaiian shirt day.

so, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a hawaiian shirt and jeans

2/8/2008 9:30:21 AM

When you're having a bad day, does anyone ever say to you 'sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?'

Naw. Shit, naw, man! I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that, man

2/8/2008 9:42:54 AM

2/8/2008 9:45:40 AM

PC LoadLetter? What the FUCK does that mean?!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

2/8/2008 10:19:05 AM

We're not in Kansas anymore.

2/8/2008 10:20:06 AM

No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

2/8/2008 10:22:28 AM

2/8/2008 10:26:51 AM

This idea. It is horrible

2/8/2008 10:30:40 AM

the guy made a million dollars.

2/8/2008 10:33:26 AM

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

2/8/2008 11:02:30 AM

PC Load letter? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?

2/8/2008 11:09:47 AM

mmkay? thanks

2/8/2008 12:19:06 PM