He's a cute blue/white Pit Bull, about 5 months old maybe. He's clumsy, rambunctious, and very non-observant.


I had him on a leash, and I spent more time backing up to untangle his leash from short trees, snags, and shrubs.

Then he was shy about crossing on a log, so he walked through the water that kinda surprised him. Later, we crossed the stream again and I crouched down and put some water in my hand and put it up to his mouth and taught him that it was ok to drink it.

He and I jumped a big deer about 15 minutes after entering the woods and we stopped and I thought he was watching it run away with me, but when I looked down, he was facing the other direction looking for my aunt's dog that followed us into the woods!

We found a really old fallen down barn and he stepped on a piece of tin, made it rattle really loud, and about crapped himself.

He heard a woodpecker and I thought his head was going to twist off his shoulders trying to figure out what it was.

Then when we were leaving, we jumped a rabbit. He had no idea that anything had happened. He was very curious of the chickens though.

I gave the little city boy a taste of the woods today, and I think he really enjoyed it.

2/8/2008 5:49:43 PM

[words][emoticons]

2/8/2008 5:53:08 PM

Sure, whatever you say Jack Handey.

2/8/2008 5:56:49 PM

you took your brother's dog's shed to go hunting?


can't you like hide in trees and shit?

2/8/2008 6:55:48 PM

there is no 's' after 'dog'. With a little reading comprehension, you can easily figure out that the title means exactly what is written.

Do you not know what shed hunting is?

2/8/2008 6:58:34 PM

sure i do. it's when you shoot guns at tool sheds and hope for the best so the birdshots don't hit a shovel and come flying back at you.


i did something like this except with jolly ranchers and a box of toothpics back in '98

2/8/2008 7:00:55 PM

so you have multiple brothers and you took them hunting for the elusive dog shed?

2/8/2008 7:01:46 PM

ummm.... yeeeeeeeeeeah.

[Edited on February 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM. Reason : ]

2/8/2008 7:03:39 PM

yup, A+ reading comp

2/8/2008 7:04:49 PM

i got a 780 on my reading section of the SAT


the problem must be on your side.

2/8/2008 7:06:23 PM

^^ So what you're saying is that I left out an apostrophe and now you aren't capable of comprehending what I'm saying?

That sounds about right.

[Edited on February 8, 2008 at 7:09 PM. Reason : ]

2/8/2008 7:06:31 PM

oh i get it...the dog's name is shed.

2/8/2008 9:47:26 PM

What kind of name is shed?

2/8/2008 9:51:24 PM

words

2/8/2008 9:53:12 PM

Quote :

"Do you not know what shed hunting is?"

I don't

2/8/2008 9:53:13 PM

Sheds are deer antlers that fall off. Shed hunting is walking around looking for these. Its pretty fun stuff.

2/8/2008 11:39:26 PM

That sounds about as much fun as repetitively stabbing myself in the ribs...

2/8/2008 11:55:42 PM

yea that's pretty fuckin weak. i'd rather look for seashells.

2/9/2008 8:36:11 AM

words

2/9/2008 8:58:30 AM

Quote :

"I gave the little city boy a taste of the woods today, and I think he really enjoyed it. "

Quote :

"and about crapped himself."

don't think so

2/9/2008 9:11:23 AM

how can a dog crap itself?

2/9/2008 9:59:28 AM

Quote :

"Sheds are deer antlers that fall off. Shed hunting is walking around looking for these. Its pretty fun stuff."

That sounds fucking retarded. You walk around looking for antlers on the ground what excitement and suspense.

2/9/2008 9:59:29 AM

why do you people hunt

haven't you ever seen Powder

2/9/2008 10:00:30 AM

I like wild mushroom hunting

and if I found some antlers along the way, I'd probably pick them up

2/9/2008 10:02:56 AM

2/9/2008 10:11:34 AM

it sounds like you have the most pussy dog ever

2/9/2008 11:48:28 AM

Its not her dog, Its her brother's dog. Can't you read?

[Edited on February 9, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : wow, I didn't even notice the username. Lawls ]

2/9/2008 11:50:40 AM

jack handey is a real person

2/9/2008 11:52:47 AM

I missed the part where I said that it was "exciting" and "suspenseful". Or that fun consisted of "excitement and suspense". I'm not suggesting that any of you people go do it either. It was fun to me, it was relaxing, the weather was great, I saw quite a bit of wildlife, and I was playing with my brothers dog. To each, their own. I'd rather not see any of you morons in the woods anyway. You would probably get lost and be the new BearDawg/evan rescue mission.

[Edited on February 9, 2008 at 3:20 PM. Reason : ]

2/9/2008 3:08:36 PM

2/9/2008 4:12:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA









you will all have to excuse bethaleigh, she's a dumb fucking redneck moron



[Edited on February 9, 2008 at 4:15 PM. Reason : d]

2/9/2008 4:14:45 PM

Quote :

"I missed the part where I said that it was "exciting" and "suspenseful"."

so you decided to make a thread about something that isn't even exciting in real life.


gg?

2/9/2008 4:28:08 PM

Quote :

"I missed the part where I said that it was "exciting" and "suspenseful". Or that fun consisted of "excitement and suspense". I'm not suggesting that any of you people go do it either. It was fun to me, it was relaxing, the weather was great, I saw quite a bit of wildlife, and I was playing with my brothers dog. To each, their own. I'd rather not see any of you morons in the woods anyway. You would probably get lost and be the new BearDawg/evan rescue mission."

2/9/2008 4:29:27 PM

Quote :

"You would probably get lost and be the new BearDawg/evan rescue mission.""

Sorry evan

2/9/2008 4:44:50 PM

redneckaleigh

2/9/2008 5:11:45 PM

bttt

3/21/2008 9:43:23 PM