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Criterion Collection: A privately held company that distributes authoritative consumer versions of "important classic and contemporary films."

These are what Criterion Collection film covers look like: http://www.criterioco.com

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2/8/2008 9:54:34 PM

no

2/8/2008 9:54:45 PM

I have a white-ring issue of Phat Girlz. I'm gonna make bank on EBAY.

2/8/2008 10:33:18 PM

I think the irony is lost here, because you need to notice there are some quite shitty movies that have made their list. Off the top of my head...

armageddon
the rock
slacker

and others...

I think it's more about compiling special editions/definitive editons rather than the quality of the movie...

2/9/2008 11:33:40 AM

haha The Rock

I have always been like wtf why is the rock on the criterion collection
until I was like oh yeah the collection is intended to be a representation of the state of film at the time of the piece

2/9/2008 11:42:11 AM

No, those releases are mostly about Jerry Bruckheimer having some dirt on someone at Criterion.

2/9/2008 11:43:38 AM

George Washington is probably the worst film on there.

The laserdisc series they had was more contemporary, and included things like Trainspotting and Menace II Society. Since they moved over to DVD the focus has been more on Art House shit like "GW". That movie is god-awful. Was made locally by a grad of School of the Arts...

2/9/2008 11:45:20 AM

TWO-LANE BLACKTOP MOTHERFUCKERS

2/9/2008 11:49:28 AM

I (clearly) suck at photoshop but I wanted to try anyway since this classic of the cinema greatly deserves a Criterion release

2/9/2008 1:06:08 PM

bumper

2/11/2008 10:26:43 AM