Girl: Hey do you mind watching my stuff for a sec?

Me: Sure, not a problem.

....10min.....

Girl: Thanks

Me: Yea some guy ran by and snagged your econ book. I chased him to the stairs and got your book back as he ran through the door.

Girl: That's funny, because I was on the phone in the stairwell and didn't hear anything.

Me: well you see that's because you were on the phone.

Girl: I guess you're right. Thanks for going through all that trouble, i don't know what i would have done if you hadn't caught that bad guy.

Me: you probably woulduv came and sat down next to me and asked me all your econ questions.

Girl: Haha, that's a good one, hadn't heard that before.

Me: The invitation still stands.

Girl: I would, but i really have to study. I'm sure i'll see you here again.

Me: Definitely. Good luck on your exam.

Girl: Thanks. see you later.

Me: Take care






I love 5th floor DH

2/17/2008 4:37:10 PM

OMG REAL GIRLS

2/17/2008 4:38:54 PM

Girl: Hey do you mind watching my stuff for a sec?

Me: Only if you blow me.

....10min.....

Me: Thanks.

2/17/2008 4:39:27 PM

Quote :

"Girl: Hey do you mind watching my stuff for a sec? Me: Only if you blow me. ....10min..... Me: Thanks."

OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SON,

boy knows how to read inbetween the lines!

2/17/2008 4:40:16 PM

Thats pretty smooth. Whenever I do that and it goes well I get over-excited and whip my cock out before I seal the deal.

2/17/2008 4:40:29 PM

Quote :

"Thats pretty smooth. Whenever I do that and it goes well I get over-excited and whip my cock out before I seal the deal. "

lol

she comes back and you're sittin in the chair with the snake out of it's cage and give her a "oh hay" look.

2/17/2008 4:41:40 PM

lol @ ^^

2/17/2008 4:43:45 PM

i have to say though, i thought it was kinduv smooth too.

i'm not one to flirt, but i needed somethin to make my day.

2/17/2008 5:17:47 PM

lol,

its nice though when the girl flirts with you



and i know whatever girl made this up probably took them a very long time



[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 5:23 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2008 5:21:31 PM

^
unfortunately, dogs can lick their own balls, so they don't need women

2/17/2008 5:48:17 PM

226 views

9 posts


wtfmate this ain't no Joie thread

2/17/2008 5:54:22 PM

^^^ I assume that the guy in the leather vest isn't into women anyway.

2/17/2008 5:55:39 PM

that list sounds horribly jaded.

2/17/2008 6:15:04 PM

[url]message_topic.aspx?topic=498603[/url]

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : umm]

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : how do u do it]

screw it

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=498603

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 6:19 PM. Reason : ahh]

http://message_topic.aspx?topic=498603

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 6:20 PM. Reason : maybe now]

2/17/2008 6:17:38 PM

^
what you want to do is go click the world/paper-clip icon from the "post message" window, and then paste the link in there

2/17/2008 6:19:20 PM

Quote :

"Hey, I think I know you from the wolf web!"

2/17/2008 6:28:02 PM

^^^pwnt

2/17/2008 6:28:27 PM

Quote :

""Hey, I think I know you from the wolf web!""

oh gawd that would be the worst.

2/17/2008 6:32:18 PM

lol that would not get you laided. promise you if they were on TWW they would say so are the gay one or the loser?

2/17/2008 6:59:18 PM

Quote :

"laided"

2/17/2008 7:02:02 PM

yeah whatever I'im playing quake 2 while i post so piss off

2/17/2008 8:06:12 PM

"come suck my dick" doesnt work as well as it did in highschool

2/17/2008 8:07:41 PM

btttttt

2/17/2008 10:02:07 PM

Quote :

"""Hey, I think I know you from the wolf web!"""

i feel like i recognize some of the girls i run across on campus, like at a bus stop, but i think that'd be really weird to say

2/17/2008 10:11:22 PM

eww, you didn't seal the deal loser

2/18/2008 7:21:50 AM

not a bad shot, but the whole thing seems forced. go for a more natural approach next time, yoshie.


pickup lines are as potent on a chick as a castrated mule. it aint never worked and never will.




only one never goes out of style, and i'll drop that shit.... RIGHT NOW...

Quote :

"hi. i'm brad."

2/18/2008 7:25:19 AM

i'll use that next time, thanks.

btw i wasn't tryin to actually score with her, just have some fun i guess.

2/18/2008 8:42:39 AM

~

2/18/2008 8:44:55 AM

well it's not like she'd go out with me anyway, she was like 3 years older than me.

2/18/2008 8:49:03 AM

omg, rly--3 years...

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 8:52 AM. Reason : i think we might need to have a talk]

2/18/2008 8:51:26 AM

i'm not going to take your shit (ha, no pun intended)

2/18/2008 8:53:07 AM

well it's not like she'd go out with me anyway, she was like 3 years older than mewell aware that i'm a newb.

2/18/2008 8:53:38 AM

why don't you go suck Ambrosia's dick.

2/18/2008 8:54:42 AM

i'd be careful; mcfluffy'll kill you in the face--she's merciless

2/18/2008 9:01:57 AM

no it's cool she can take a full swing if she wants.


plus i'll help out Ambrosia and let her get angry sex with McFluffle afterwards.

2/18/2008 9:03:50 AM

haha, not likely.

2/18/2008 9:09:45 AM

Quote :

"hi. i'm brad."

But what if your name isn't brad?

Also, I heard this pick-up line from a girl one time. If you're in a bar or something and you see her get a drink, say something like, "Nah, that drink's already paid for." But then you have to pay for it of course.

2/18/2008 9:13:53 AM

Scottish accent works wonders. Especially if you look Indian.

2/18/2008 9:20:28 AM

That's like a rock paper scissors game.

Scottish > Indian > Australian > American > Scottish...

2/18/2008 9:23:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrCMB7N5V1s

2/18/2008 9:24:19 AM

The Indian accent isn't good for anything.

2/18/2008 9:26:45 AM

It was necessary for my joke dammit.

2/18/2008 9:27:32 AM

Pickup Lines women have developed an immunity for Yoshiemaster 41 895 9:27 AM by IMStoned420
Time to get in shape, what did you do today? (Page 2 3 ... 30 31) State409c 1506 17571 9:25 AM by Lewizzle

2/18/2008 10:25:10 AM

Hey hows it going?

I can help get Mr. Pillowpants out for you if you want.

2/18/2008 10:27:49 AM

i haven't talked to a worthy girl irl in the past 2 days.

bttt so i don't forget how to start convos.

3/6/2008 8:51:38 PM

Quote :

"Don't you eat for the next three days because I am taking you out to eat a steak the size of a toilet seat."

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : fixed]

6/3/2008 11:26:31 PM

The word of the day is legs.

Let's go home and spread the word.

6/3/2008 11:27:22 PM

You bumped one of he who shall not be named threads.

6/3/2008 11:28:04 PM

"Baby, I been having a tough night"

6/3/2008 11:28:18 PM

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bump Voldemort's thread.

6/3/2008 11:30:42 PM