2/17/2008 8:04:16 PM

damn

I need to meet women that can do that

2/17/2008 8:05:08 PM

now this is just excessive

but ive had a girl squirt once.

i was confused and oddly turned on

she was confused and embarrassed

2/17/2008 8:17:28 PM

^ Same. I thought that I had been peed on.

2/17/2008 8:18:21 PM

you were peed on you idiot... its 80% urine 20% lube it picked up on the way.
why it comes out the wrong hole ????????????????????????????????????

2/17/2008 8:20:14 PM

what's scary is, I just watched this same video last night on redtube.

2/17/2008 8:26:07 PM

All girls can squirt. You just don;t know how to finger.

2/17/2008 8:31:19 PM

Quote :

"you were peed on you idiot... its 80% urine 20% lube it picked up on the way. "

okie dokie

well with a girl on top and me busting simultaneously... about 8 oz of warm liquid engulfing my crotch, balls, ass, and stomach was really hot then

if it was pee, i guess i need to get past my ignorance of a potential water works fetish



[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : ^ENTER KngDouchebag]

2/17/2008 8:32:09 PM

They feel like sandbags.

2/17/2008 9:24:14 PM

Quote :

"you were peed on you idiot... its 80% urine 20% lube it picked up on the way."

that's not true. it's an alkaline fluid, made up of glucose, fructose, PSA, and LOW levels of creatinine and urea (which are two components of pee, but not pee itself).

2/17/2008 10:00:04 PM

thanks begonias!

2/17/2008 10:00:43 PM

I gotta say. When I saw begonias posted in this thread, I was mildly excited [no sexual]. But that was a real let down.

2/17/2008 10:01:30 PM

you don't nut 8 ounces pilgrimshoes

thats rarefied air right there...only a select few are capable

2/17/2008 10:02:56 PM

I am mildly infatuated with the whole squirting phenomena though.

2/17/2008 10:03:12 PM

^^ not saying I did

i was doused with approx 8 ounces of liquid originating from her crotch.


if i could indeed blow an 8 oz load, you'd be damn sure i'd have posted vids on tww already

2/17/2008 10:04:10 PM

Quote :

"if i could indeed blow an 8 oz load, you'd be damn sure i'd have posted vids on tww already"

haha. DNL?

2/17/2008 10:06:24 PM

?

2/17/2008 10:07:09 PM

I got you...just a misunderstanding, no big deal

an 8 ounce nut would be the ultimate tho

You couldn't wear a regular condom

2/17/2008 10:07:09 PM

Quote :

"All girls can squirt. You just don;t know how to finger."

yesir.

they are all capable, some require more work than others.

2/17/2008 10:10:45 PM

most don't relax enough though and some listen to people like the idiot above and think they're going to piss on the guy.

2/17/2008 10:12:44 PM

LOL WUT

2/17/2008 10:13:25 PM

ahah nice

2/17/2008 10:14:26 PM

i always wondered what caused that to happen

2/17/2008 10:16:57 PM

usually I cause that to happen

2/17/2008 11:38:14 PM

So where is this liquid stored anyway?

2/17/2008 11:41:23 PM

Skene's gland.

2/17/2008 11:44:05 PM

^winner

2/17/2008 11:45:41 PM

when it happens to you for the first time in real life it's not nearly as sexy as it looks (something porn excels at)

either
the girl is just embarrassed cause they never told you that THEY knew it would happen and you're looking at your dick like its the pin that popped the water balloon
or
the girl didn't know it would happen and neither did you and you both give each other that "what did you just do?" face

2/17/2008 11:45:53 PM

out of my 3 friends that can/ have done this they all say that the first time it happened was the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to them. They all thought they peed

2/18/2008 12:00:05 AM

Squirting is FTW

2/18/2008 12:02:20 AM

which thing you using kiddo

2/18/2008 12:34:58 AM

i could probably jerk off to this if i wanted but i can find better things to jerk to(squirting vids included)

2/18/2008 1:06:59 AM

Every woman can squirt, some more easy then others. Even your momma and your grandma can soak the sheets.

2/18/2008 11:08:33 AM

I posted a pic back around 2003 of what happened to my cloth car seat after a girl I fingered squirted. It's been deleted, but it was damn gross. It was a spot the size of a record and it turned the gray cloth white. It stank for two weeks. She did it again an my bed and it went through the sheets and stained the mattress. I called her la bufadora from then on.

2/18/2008 11:34:46 AM

No wonder women are unsatisfied. You don't know anything about them.

2/18/2008 12:05:48 PM

2/19/2008 5:31:02 PM

^ LOL WUT?

2/19/2008 5:45:07 PM

Beer in your eyes with cameras flashing, what a way to go down in history.

2/19/2008 7:07:58 PM

Quote :

"Beer in your eyes with cameras flashing, what a way to go down in history."

... It's mountain Dew.

2/19/2008 7:11:00 PM

Quote :

"I am mildly infatuated with the whole squirting phenomena though."

how so?

2/19/2008 7:13:23 PM

the first vid isn't an actual squirt...they just had their vag's filled with water and squirt it out

most squirt videos are fake like that

2/19/2008 7:15:46 PM

lol

[Edited on February 19, 2008 at 7:38 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2008 7:38:01 PM

Tits feel like sandbags.

2/25/2008 1:40:56 PM

Quote :

"I need to meet women that can do that"

11/5/2008 10:39:16 AM

all i have to say about it is this:

if it smells like pee, it's pee

11/5/2008 10:40:43 AM

I've been with a squirter

it was oddly cool

11/5/2008 12:24:58 PM