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joe17669
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my stomach.

she just bought me a triple whopper combo from BK, king sized with 2 orders of chicken tenders.

mmmmmmmmm

i <3 her

2/19/2008 8:50:22 PM

Jaybee1200
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I'd give my right arm for that right now

2/19/2008 8:52:18 PM

Ernie
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She apparently also knows the way to coronary heart disease

2/19/2008 8:53:01 PM

ncsuapex
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Im kicking a bitch out if she brought me Burger King

2/19/2008 8:53:47 PM

joe17669
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at least i'll die on a full stomach and a full artery

2/19/2008 8:54:18 PM

Jaybee1200
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yeah, I am no stranger to food (obviously) but that just sounds horrible... and I dont like Burger King much anyways

2/19/2008 8:54:23 PM

joe17669
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im normally a wendy's guy, and i typically don't like BK, but my meal tonight was quite good actually

2/19/2008 8:55:26 PM

khcadwal
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a full stomach or a larrrrrrrge stomach? both?

2/19/2008 8:56:05 PM

Jaybee1200
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shes coming down the hall to listen to some albums later tonight

2/19/2008 8:58:38 PM

joe17669
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im not a fattie. im actually quite skinny, just i have an awesome metabolism

2/19/2008 9:00:13 PM

parsonsb
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the quickest way to a mans heart is between the 3rd and 4th rib

2/19/2008 9:32:32 PM

FykalJpn
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goddamn, how can you eat all that

2/19/2008 9:34:11 PM

zorthage
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don't ever get the quadstack

your arteries actually hurt for a few hours after you eat it

2/19/2008 9:35:20 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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i would assume ...something...something...butthole... was the answer to this thread...

?

?

2/19/2008 9:36:11 PM

StillFuchsia
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^ LOL

That's the way to her heart, dear.

2/19/2008 9:42:55 PM

Biofreak70
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i think i'd both shit and puke on myself simultaneously if i were to attempt eating that meal


BK and myself do not get along

2/19/2008 9:44:01 PM

joe17669
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"goddamn, how can you eat all that"


one bite at a time?

2/19/2008 9:44:22 PM

pilgrimshoes
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did you wash it all down with some tasty butthole?

2/19/2008 9:44:56 PM

Howard
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are you people stupid?

fatty foods don't actually make your arterires "hurt" like after you eat the food. by hurting your arteries means it clogs them which in turn stresses your heart.

2/19/2008 9:45:42 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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thanks for clearin that one up for us Earl...

2/19/2008 9:46:21 PM

pilgrimshoes
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this ngr just said you people

2/19/2008 9:46:28 PM

BigMan157
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sometimes i hate you joe

2/19/2008 9:46:30 PM

FykalJpn
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maybe you haven't been eating enough cholesterol nancy-boy

2/19/2008 9:46:45 PM

joe17669
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"did you wash it all down with some tasty butthole?"


maybe later tonight, or tomorrow sometime. she does have a big test tomorrow morning

2/19/2008 10:06:25 PM

Jeepin4x4
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yo girl let me lick that butthole

2/19/2008 10:08:20 PM

joe17669
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actually more likely tomorrow now. i just took my sleeping pill and im gonna start to not remember things here in about 20 minutes...

2/19/2008 10:19:37 PM

joe17669
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haha oh man that was a good sleep. 10 hours and 2 hrs late for work

2/20/2008 8:36:00 AM

dbmcknight
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"Im kicking a bitch out if she brought me Burger King"


Agreed.

Mushroom 'n' Swiss Thickburger FTW!

2/20/2008 8:40:42 AM

Arab13
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"She apparently also knows the way to coronary heart disease"


win

2/20/2008 8:54:03 AM

AKSnoopy
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I'd rather cook my bf something healthier. He's cutting down on burgers.

2/20/2008 9:24:01 AM

skankinande
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She apparently also knows the way to coronary heart disease

2/20/2008 9:52:55 AM

chicago_fats
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The way to my heart is bologna on white bread with milk.

2/20/2008 9:57:33 AM

terpball
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Quote :
"I'd give my right arm for that right now "

2/20/2008 10:27:25 AM

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