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2/21/2008 1:26:04 PM

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2/21/2008 1:26:14 PM

. . is there a punchline?

2/21/2008 1:26:45 PM

why don't black people tip?

2/21/2008 1:27:10 PM

I mean, if you don't live a life in order to achieve eternal salvation, whats the point?

2/21/2008 1:27:16 PM

Why do hardcore christians only feign morals ?

[Edited on February 21, 2008 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ohh wait cause they can say their sorry and its ok ]

2/21/2008 1:27:37 PM

to pass on your genes and in essence live forever?

2/21/2008 1:28:08 PM

^ Is that why so many Atheist women are whores?

2/21/2008 1:28:34 PM

certainly there is no reason not to kill, rape, murder etc. other than fear of the wrath of God.

2/21/2008 1:29:35 PM

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"ohh wait cause they can say their sorry and its ok ]"

OOO-K

2/21/2008 1:31:02 PM

I used to be Catholic and now I'm an atheist so I've seen both sides of the coin and I can tell you that atheists are far more honest with themselves and other people and nowhere nearly as judgemental or hypocritical. That said I give you Raptor Jebus:

2/21/2008 1:31:17 PM

bc we're evil

2/21/2008 1:31:42 PM

If we have such a kinda and loving God, why would he create a certain group of people mostly concentrated in one part of the world to be his and leave the rest to burn in hell?

2/21/2008 1:32:36 PM

what are you mormon?

2/21/2008 1:33:34 PM

jews are not going to burn in hell? lol


no one has morals, everyone is fucked up

2/21/2008 1:34:00 PM

LOL

2/21/2008 1:34:08 PM

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"I mean, if you don't live a life in order to achieve eternal salvation, whats the point? "

HAHAHAHAHAHA. oh wait, maybe that was the wrong reaction to that statement.

2/21/2008 1:35:07 PM

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"I mean, if you don't live a life in order to achieve eternal salvation, whats the point? "

I live my life the way i want to, try to make others happy and hopefully make myself happy in the process. I love my family, I love my friends, I love my animals.

i mean, do you have to have a point to be nice to someone? I mean if all you're doing is following rules to attain some greater good in the afterlife, that's the most selfish shit i have ever heard.

2/21/2008 1:35:50 PM

^ preach on sista

2/21/2008 1:36:15 PM

sometimes people find no reason in being nice to others

but dont know why people are dicks to them

2/21/2008 1:38:36 PM

CHRISTIANS ARE NEVER WHORES

2/21/2008 1:39:23 PM

God taught us morals.

2/21/2008 1:39:34 PM

really?
'cause my parents taught me morals

2/21/2008 1:40:13 PM

Perhaps they read the bible? If only everyone on this planet would just follow God's words, it'd be a much better place

2/21/2008 1:42:21 PM

who taught your parents?

2/21/2008 1:42:24 PM

i thought having morals and manners were part of being an upright good person


jews, christians, muslims, atheists, agnostics, can all relate when it comes to certain simple decencies

2/21/2008 1:42:25 PM

and who taught your parents' parents?

2/21/2008 1:42:45 PM

uhhh which god taught us morals again? because didn't the world used to be like, polytheistic or like, something? maybe it was the god of sun. or zeus. i like him.

2/21/2008 1:46:02 PM

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"Perhaps they read the bible? If only everyone on this planet would just follow God's words, it'd be a much better place"

I too hate it when people wear mixed fabrics and eat shellfish.

2/21/2008 1:48:50 PM

I stoned my wife just the other day...

2/21/2008 1:49:26 PM

Troll thread of the month! Haha, and it still worked.

2/21/2008 1:49:35 PM

ahahhahaha
lolz you guise

2/21/2008 1:49:40 PM

I just wanted to chime in and say that I found that Raptor Jesus gif awesome.

2/21/2008 1:56:40 PM

i just wanted to chime in and say umballallallalla um balla diea;lkdjf ballajksal;kjf balle ohhhh balllalalla

that was me speaking in tongues

2/21/2008 1:58:33 PM

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"uhhh which god taught us morals again? because didn't the world used to be like, polytheistic or like, something? maybe it was the god of sun. or zeus. i like him."

And look how long they lasted...

2/21/2008 2:21:32 PM

christianity hasn't been around that long. and anyway the people didn't convert willingly. campus crusade anyone?

2/21/2008 2:25:56 PM

but their lives are better for it.

2/21/2008 2:26:33 PM

well unfortunately they aren't here to tell us since they were slaughtered.

2/21/2008 2:27:08 PM

They were living lives that would lead them straight into eternal damnation anyways...who cares?

2/21/2008 2:29:20 PM

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"hey were living lives that would lead them straight into eternal damnation anyways...who cares?"

what an excellent moral point.

2/21/2008 2:31:01 PM

Why don't you just accept Jesus into your heart?

2/21/2008 2:31:39 PM

2/21/2008 2:31:53 PM

jeeeeeeeeesus you're the lamb of god

2/21/2008 2:33:01 PM

when i was an atheist, i was well on my way to stealing $10k+

several months later, i realized God had been waiting for me and we've been Buddies ever since

atheism used to so define my life, i can't believe i've been a christian now longer than i was atheist

[Edited on February 21, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : i've probably been nearly as immoral post-revelation, but at least now i'm forgiven k]

2/21/2008 2:33:53 PM

Don't you use my Lord's name in vain.

You're obviously not a Christian, I bet you're out spreading your legs to sin every night too aren't you?

2/21/2008 2:34:31 PM

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"bbehe (2:34) : I don't think khcadwal understands what trolling is "

maybe its b/c you suck at it?

2/21/2008 2:44:22 PM

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"EPIC IGNORING OF gunzz"

2/21/2008 2:45:44 PM

[Why don't you just accept Jesus into your heart?]

Jesus (Mathew 10:37): "He who loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and he who loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. And he who does not take up the cross and follow me, is not worthy of me."

- beacuse the guy was crazy

2/21/2008 2:53:47 PM

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"you ever had one a' DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ????"

2/21/2008 2:55:03 PM

Go and ask the Native American's on their native casinos if they were made better by white christains...or

2/21/2008 3:21:50 PM