i just scratched my ass and felt such an astounding amount of relief, i couldn't help but sound like 50,000HP motor powering down.

2/26/2008 6:30:28 PM

Sometimes I sigh really loud when I get to pee, and haven't been able to in a long time.

2/26/2008 6:31:11 PM

you brb'd me to make this thread...?

2/26/2008 6:31:46 PM

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"you brb'd me to make this thread...?"

i'm sorry but nothing seemed more important than making a thread on satisfying urges as i scratched my ass.

2/26/2008 6:33:13 PM

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"Sometimes I sigh really loud when I get to pee, and haven't been able to in a long time."

YES

also

sometimes, after a sneeze you've been waiting for for a while...you can't help but make obscene noises of relief.

Stretching, too.

2/26/2008 6:33:44 PM

stretching mostly

2/26/2008 6:35:11 PM

getting a blowjob

2/26/2008 6:35:48 PM

I moan whenever I kill an extreme thirst with a tall cold beverage.

2/26/2008 6:41:10 PM

that first line of blow in the morning...

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 6:49 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2008 6:48:58 PM

oh, and that amazing feeling after you empty a really full bladder, that keeps making you smile for hours after the fact. yes.

2/26/2008 7:00:25 PM

when you just barely make it to the shitter and its one of those dynamite one's

2/26/2008 7:01:51 PM