you people:

you know those things you hear every 30 minutes about chicken bone earrings and RD being pissed and ruckus?


well we need some new ones.

give me some ideas, and i'll make them into station IDs.

make sure to include the full text of what you want said.

i.e.

"you are listening to the wolf web radio network. Hi! I'm Arab13. I'm a condescending little jackass who likes to think I know whats absolutely optimal for everything and everyone. Be it your choice in shoes for this case, or how you choose to live your life. What, you don't actively exercise? Well I swim and I'm going to live forever and be healthy till im 200 years old. you peons wont make it past 30 with your sedentary lifestyles. I'm a better person than you in every way b/c i like to go back and forth through water. Oh look, im also a better person than you b/c i work for some company doing something with biology and disease, somewhere near or at duke. you know nothing near what i do. i feel so proud b/c im so clearly better than you in every way, plus, dont hesitate to think i'll be sure to tell you that. I'm also better than you can ever imagine to be bc i dont pollute myself with fast food and other things that taste good. I'm going to preach to you about how that burger will be the cause of the fact that i'll be dancin' a jig on your grave when I'm an Atlas among men, nearly a century after your death from being a normal person. I do all this b/c I'm just pissed that I dont do things, don't eat things, and long for all the things that I dont have. I feel the need to come off as being arrogant in order to fulfill the voids in my life that have been created by being a pompous ass. And dont forget, I'm better than you!"

2/26/2008 9:55:26 PM

Quote :

"MUSICALLY INCLINED FELINE"

Quote :

"FUDDRUCKER'S MAYONNAISE DISPENSER"

2/26/2008 9:57:13 PM

Quote :

"Today at a mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together"

2/26/2008 9:57:32 PM

this is The Wolf Web Radio..... you are the worst type of faggot

You're listening to The Wolf Web Radio...... keep it jungle, B.


Walkman PWNT, stay tuned in to The Wolf Web Radio

2/26/2008 9:57:51 PM

YOURE LISTENING TO TWW RADIO: HOME OF MUSICALLY INCLINED FELINE AND EPILEPTIC MOUSE

2/26/2008 9:58:22 PM

YOU'RE LISTENING TO TWW RADIO: BEEP BEEP

2/26/2008 9:59:39 PM

how about the "You think youre tough...officially called out" quote?

2/26/2008 9:59:42 PM

this is why we can't have nice things

2/26/2008 10:01:11 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

You think you're tough The Wolf Web Radio? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces.

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

2/26/2008 10:01:37 PM

i like the keep it jungle, b one

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : V one refers to suggestion. i saw you recommended it]

2/26/2008 10:02:01 PM

Quote :

"You're listening to The Wolf Web Radio...... keep it jungle, B."

^

2/26/2008 10:03:32 PM

use the original jackleg quote from 01

YA'LL ARE SOME HORNY MOTHERFUCKERS

2/26/2008 10:04:45 PM

TI-84? Simonn, You are the worst kind of faggot.

2/26/2008 10:06:59 PM

"You are listening to The Wolf Web Radio. This water feels soooooooooo goooooood." would sound funny come from the text-to-speech

2/26/2008 10:17:36 PM

EUPHALO IDs

Quote :

"Oh God, Money_Jones is pissed"

Quote :

"AMAC WOULD LIKE ALL OF THE POSTS ON THE NEXT PAGE"

Quote :

"I WILL BE SENDING PMs, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT"

Quote :

"what u got hoes? ill smash you all, i run this shit without words"

Quote :

"THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP!"

Quote :

"I'm not sure I've ever posted in here, so fuck it"

Quote :

"CHICKEN PURSE IMPURSENATOR"

Quote :

"I'm not sure I've ever smoked drugs up in this bitch, so fuck it..."

Quote :

"THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE COWBELL"

Quote :

"EPIC IGNORING OF gunzz"

Quote :

"we really should be getting to the next page"

Quote :

"Violence soon erupted and a soldier was struck with a thrown piece of wood. Some accounts named Attucks as the person responsible, and recount him as yelling "I RUN THIS SHIT". Other witnesses stated that Attucks was "leaning upon a stick" when the soldiers opened fire."

Quote :

"John let me make a suggestion. Focus on one thread. Go for it. Don't spread your energies on several, it's not working for you."

2/26/2008 10:22:08 PM

^

and

Quote :

"This is my first time posting in this thread."

2/26/2008 10:22:50 PM

oh yea,

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PAAAAAANCAKE MIX


how did this this purple stuff get in my blue drank?

2/26/2008 11:18:59 PM

lol, neat.

2/26/2008 11:20:25 PM

Hi. My name is mytwocents and I like cock.

2/26/2008 11:27:30 PM

It should be Radio Wolf Web, not Wolf Web Radio.

2/26/2008 11:28:13 PM

Quote :

"You're listening to WolfWeb radio. Holla at P. Nis for details. You know how we do."

Quote :

"Welcome to Wolfweb radio. If this is your first time seeing this, please restart windows."

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 11:32 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2008 11:29:07 PM

Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches!

2/26/2008 11:29:53 PM

Quote :

"GRUMPY OLD MEN"

2/26/2008 11:30:36 PM

EVAN dammit...

2/26/2008 11:35:14 PM

bttt

need moar

these will be made/included in rotation sometime later tonight

2/27/2008 4:57:05 PM

Welcome to The Wolf Web Radio

This water feels sooooooooo goooooooooooood

2/27/2008 5:01:45 PM

The WolfWeb Radio Network...Never before has so little been done by so many.

2/27/2008 5:04:38 PM

^ second that

2/27/2008 6:43:19 PM

Quote :

"The WolfWeb Radio Network...Never before has so little been done by so many."

wow that's actually really good.

2/27/2008 6:44:03 PM

Quote :

"*Carl Face*"

2/27/2008 6:57:06 PM

evan, you list what ids are in there cause otherwise I'm gonna repeat my previous ones even if you've already got them in there somewhere

2/27/2008 6:58:53 PM

Dear mods,

The program evan has grown beyond your control. He will soon spread through the FF as he will spread through the TWW. You cannot stop him but I can.


sincerely,

DiamondAce

2/27/2008 7:02:16 PM

hahaha, i second that^

2/27/2008 7:02:43 PM

Quote :

"If this is your first time seeing this, please restart reinstall windows.""

2/27/2008 7:37:01 PM

Quote :

"Dear mods, The program evan has grown beyond your control. He will soon spread through the FF as he will spread through the TWW. You cannot stop him but I can. sincerely, DiamondAce "

dont even act like you made that shit up

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=151120&page=1#3376819

2/27/2008 7:43:48 PM

Quote :

"oh we back"

Youre listening to TWW Radio, oh we back

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : j]

2/27/2008 9:47:00 PM

You're listening to the WolfWeb radio network.

I'm not black, if that's what you're referring to.

2/27/2008 9:49:26 PM

Quote :

"The WolfWeb Radio Network...Never before has so little been done by so many."

LOL

Quote :

"oh we back"

Quote :

"you're listening to wolfweb radio... keep it jungle, b"

Quote :

"You're listening to the WolfWeb radio network. I'm not black, if that's what you're referring to."

The Wolfweb Radio... we know drama.

Your ears just got raped... good thing we're hot as fuck.

2/27/2008 9:54:23 PM

gg beardawg

2/27/2008 10:03:53 PM

The Wolfweb Radio.... welcome to the syrup room.

2/27/2008 10:12:44 PM

T-Dub radio network...

You gonna get raped.

2/27/2008 10:14:06 PM

The Wolfweb Radio Network... we set the Atrium on fire.

2/27/2008 10:15:10 PM

The Wolfweb Radio Network... the ghost of Herb is upon you!!

2/27/2008 10:15:49 PM

You're listening to Wolf Web Radio

We're about to give your ears the business.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 10:27 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 10:25:32 PM

TDub Radio... Giving them the business since 2008

2/27/2008 10:27:40 PM

TWW Radio... adding names to closing lists since 2004

2/27/2008 10:29:16 PM

Quote :

"You're listening to WolfWeb radio. Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!"

Quote :

"You're listening to the WolfWeb radio. I sent that bitch a smiley. Bitches love smileys."

2/27/2008 10:32:54 PM

LOL, there are a bunch of good ones in here

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 10:33 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 10:33:28 PM