I know you're not reading this cause I didn't see TWW associated with your IP in our firewall log, but the reason perezhilton.com and thesuperficial.com and your Big Brother blog sites are going slow as fuck is because I limited your download bandwidth to 5 KB/s

Maybe now you can get some work done.

Sincerely,



Management

2/27/2008 1:21:11 PM

you showed her!

2/27/2008 1:22:20 PM

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"I know you're not reading this cause I didn't see TWW associated with your IP in our firewall log"

2/27/2008 1:22:44 PM

without her knowing it was me!

2/27/2008 1:22:51 PM

pics or gtfo

2/27/2008 1:22:54 PM

I loled a little...

2/27/2008 1:23:05 PM

haha, the frat kid thinks he's all internet cool...this is a new one...

2/27/2008 1:24:19 PM

i would think this would hurt her productivity cause she will just waste more time waiting for it to download

2/27/2008 1:26:08 PM

I know that I personally wouldnt be able to even START working until I got my perezhilton.com fix

2/27/2008 1:27:13 PM

^lolz

Won't limiting bandwidth bring down morale and cause some sort of resentment? Although the threat of losing one's job should be enough to motivate anybody.

Hmmmm.

2/27/2008 1:28:58 PM

^^^

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:29 PM. Reason : *(]

2/27/2008 1:29:31 PM

Man up and confront her.


Post results.

2/27/2008 1:29:38 PM

whos the frat kid?

2/27/2008 1:30:58 PM

now she's checking out food network recipe sites

she can't be all bad if she's doing cooking research, albeit on our company dime

Asparagus Lasagna
Chocolate Espresso Bellini
Giandua Souffle
Pasta with Tomato and Peas

i dont know much about souffles except i think they're hard to cook so hmmmm

Quote :

"i would think this would hurt her productivity cause she will just waste more time waiting for it to download"

perhaps...but at least my email server and VPN tunnel can go back to being the bandwidth hogs like they're supposed to be

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 1:33:46 PM

e-stalking

2/27/2008 1:37:51 PM

i dont know if i'd necessarily call it that since she's literally plugged into my LAN

i'm just making sure I don't have my offsite people bitching at me about why is the VPN so slow just cause this shorty wants to check out her E! news and shit

2/27/2008 1:39:27 PM

your lan?

2/27/2008 1:40:14 PM

yeah like she's in our building using our internet connection

she doesnt actually have LAN access due to lack of login credentials but she's on our infrastructure

2/27/2008 1:41:17 PM

Quote :

"i would think this would hurt her productivity cause she will just waste more time waiting for it to download"

seconded

2/27/2008 1:42:10 PM

Is your name Mordac by chance?

2/27/2008 1:56:41 PM

pics or youre making it up

2/27/2008 1:58:07 PM

Man I'd be totally pissed if the IT people made PerezHilton load slower for me just because I look at it multiple times a day

2/27/2008 2:02:05 PM

she shouldn't be on those sites at work. She should be working. If I were in your position, I would have limited her bandwidth too.

2/27/2008 2:10:42 PM

Do you know she actually has work she should be doing right now?

2/27/2008 2:11:09 PM

Why don't you just block that shit on the router she's going through and then fuxor that shit up altogether?

2/27/2008 2:13:27 PM

haha that is fucking awesome...you should make it like 1kb/s

2/27/2008 2:16:48 PM

2/27/2008 2:18:24 PM

someone could totally fuck up our office if they knew anything about computers like some of you do

People thought I was a guru since I typed in the 25 letter activation code for MS Office

2/27/2008 2:19:27 PM

i really can't say anything since i'm on here and facebook a lot at work

but it would piss me off if a girl was working with me and getting on perezhilton

facebook i would let slide as long as it was less than 30 minutes a day i guess

2/27/2008 2:20:15 PM

^^ some people are just really dumb when it comes to computers. If you are in charge, you better know how to do things.

2/27/2008 2:22:10 PM

hey its not possible for you to route perezhilton to like 2girls1cup is it? like she types in perezhilton.com and it takes her to 2girls1cup?

2/27/2008 2:23:17 PM

^^^i dont mind if our people check their personal email and myspace and a little shit like that if it isnt an all day every day thing that fucks up their performance

but this person was brought in specifically for some pre-april 15th accounting stuff...paid hourly...not to fuck around on the net...check your email, whatever, then get to work

i'm on tww plenty at work but i'm on salary so if i choose to fuck around on tww for an hour or two straight, i still have to get my work done and i dont get paid extra

^maybe but i'm not going to go that far

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 2:57:29 PM