o would hit the ground first?


the brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

2/28/2008 1:32:11 PM

2/28/2008 1:33:10 PM

OH! OH! GOT EM!!!

2/28/2008 1:33:35 PM

fart

2/28/2008 1:33:36 PM

HAI CHEMBORB, I SEE WUT YOU DID THERE



AND I LOLLED

2/28/2008 1:33:48 PM

a blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. the blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "you know, it's the weirdest thing, i have been asking that question all day, and each time i get a different answer."

^^^^ hahaha that is some funny shit right there

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 1:34 PM. Reason : asd]

2/28/2008 1:34:04 PM

^ oh

cuz she doesn't know that time keeps going?
LOL

TELL IT AGAIN HUMAN

2/28/2008 1:35:07 PM

there was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. if you told a lie it would suck you in. one day a brunette walked into this bar. she walked up to the mirror and said 'i think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. the next day a redhead walked into the bar. she walked up to the mirror and said 'i think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. then the next day a blond walked into the bar. she walked up to the mirror and said 'I think........' and it sucked her in.

2/28/2008 1:37:06 PM

so they don't think they are the most beautiful woman in the world?

that's a stupid joke

2/28/2008 1:43:43 PM

you don't get it, and thats funny within itself lolz

2/28/2008 1:45:06 PM

no, i get it

its just a stupid joke because the mirror is flawed

2/28/2008 1:46:09 PM

its a joke MANE jeebus lol

2/28/2008 1:46:54 PM

Sorry...

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : AHHHH I DOUBLE POSTED]

2/28/2008 1:49:24 PM

2/28/2008 1:49:51 PM

why has a woman been sent to the moon yet?

because it doesn't need cleaning!

2/28/2008 1:50:02 PM

a christian and a jew walk into a bar. the bill comes and the jew is all like, "I'm jewish, LAWL!"

2/28/2008 1:51:01 PM

Quote :

"LOL TELL IT AGAIN HUMAN"

Hahaha

2/28/2008 1:52:59 PM

2/28/2008 1:54:03 PM

Quote :

"Spoon35: http://www.oddworldz.com/fmweekly/kellypinup.jpg SenorWeird: who? Momog: hehe SenorWeird: who is that? Momog: kelly hu = the wolverine chick from xmen SenorWeird: Kelly who? Spoon35: exactly! SenorWeird: Kelly Exactly? Momog: heh Momog: it's a trap! SenorWeird: Just tell me the chick's name. It's Kelly what? Spoon35: Hu. SenorWeird: ?! SenorWeird: The chick you just posted a picture of! Spoon35: Hu SenorWeird: That's what I wanna know! Kelly who! Spoon35: exactly! SenorWeird: So it's Kelly Exactly! * Marty11 Laughs in the strange confusion Spoon35: Hu. SenorWeird: The girl in the picture you posted is Kelly Exactly Momog: Hu, Kelly. Momog: HA! SenorWeird: Yes, Kelly, Momog. Spoon35: Kelly Momog?? SenorWeird: Kelly Exactly Momog: doh SenorWeird: Okay, you know what? Forget this. SenorWeird: Let's talk about that hot chick in Mulholland Drive and The Ring. SenorWeird: What's her name? Momog: who? SenorWeird: her name Spoon35: Watts. SenorWeird: yes, I think my question was quite clear. Spoon35: Watts. * Momog covers his ears and screams SenorWeird: are you not understanding me? SenorWeird: Who is the chick from The Ring? Spoon35: I think I understand. you want to know Watts. SenorWeird: Not What, who. Who is the chick from The Ring. Spoon35: no, Watts is the chick from the Ring SenorWeird: Who is? Spoon35: no, she was in X2 SenorWeird: What?! Spoon35: exactly. SenorWeird: Exactly was in X2. okay. SenorWeird: so then Who was in the ring? Spoon35: Hu was. SenorWeird: Who was in the ring? Spoon35: no. Watts was in the Ring. Hu was in X2. SenorWeird: Exactly. Now, let's get back to the Ring. What's that chick's name? Spoon35: watts. SenorWeird: okay, I'm lost. SenorWeird: What's the name of the chick from X2? Spoon35: no, Watts is the name of the chick from the Ring SenorWeird: Forget about the ring. I don't want to hear about Who was in the ring. Spoon35: watts SenorWeird: Am I not clear? Who was in X2? Spoon35: yes. SenorWeird: Yes? SenorWeird: Yes what? Spoon35: Yes Hu! No Watts. SenorWeird: .... SenorWeird: What?! Momog: i am logging this and using it as blackmail against you both SenorWeird: oh, this is either genius or stupidity."

2/28/2008 1:56:32 PM

Quote :

"HAI CHEMBORB, I SEE WUT YOU DID THERE AND I LOLLED"

2/28/2008 2:07:41 PM

^^Third base!

2/28/2008 2:09:45 PM