I LOVE YOU

2/29/2008 10:09:52 AM

Dear LardAss,

DIE IN A FIRE!

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<3
North Carolina

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 10:11 AM. Reason : ]

2/29/2008 10:10:43 AM

6700

2/29/2008 10:12:25 AM

oh damn it guys I'm not talking about that fag school to the west. I'm talking about the state as a whole

2/29/2008 10:13:10 AM

would you take me back, NORTH CAROLINA?

2/29/2008 10:13:53 AM

come on and raise up

2/29/2008 10:15:28 AM

suspend indefinitely.

2/29/2008 10:16:01 AM

Dear LardAss,

IF IT BURNS BLUE, WE JUST LET IT BURN.

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<3
North Carolina

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 10:27 AM. Reason : ]

2/29/2008 10:16:11 AM

Take your shirt off, twist ya titties like a hellsnawcopter

2/29/2008 10:17:21 AM

what a beautiful state we live in I feel bad for the rest of shit hole america

2/29/2008 10:19:10 AM

NCZ007>011-021>028-038>043-073>078-083>086-088-089-132100-

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED

PETEY PAB HAS ISSUED A FLASH FLOOD WATCH
EFFECTIVE FROM 5 PM THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL 10 PM SATURDAY FOR THE
FOLLOWING LOCATIONS IN CENTRAL NORTH CAROLINA:
POLK... BLADEN... MARSHALL... HOKE... GREENE COUNTY... TILLERY... DAMN...
TRANSFER... SANDY RIDGE... BROWNS OVER HERE... GREENS OVER HERE...
PASQUOTANK... DOWN ON THE... ODOM EAST... LET ME THINK...
JOHNSTON COUNTY... FRANKLIN... BURGAW... NEWPORT... WARREN... SHELBY... KENANSVILLE... CURRITUCK... TARBORO... TRIANGLE... GOLDSBORO... HALIFAX... STATESVILLE...

AND ALL THEM LITTLE BITTY HICK TOWNS...

RESIDENTS OF AREAS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE THEIR SHIRT OFF... TWIST IT ROUND THEIR HAND... SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER...

CAROLINA BIRDDOG ADVISES RESIDENTS TO ASSIST LOCAL WOMEN BY ACQUIESCING TO THEIR DESIRES... OPTIONS MAY INCLUDE HITTING IT FROM THE FRONT... THE BACK... MISSIONARY WITH FEET CRAMMED TO THE HEADBOARD...

STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO OR ANY OTHER STATION BESIDES K97.5 FOR UP TO THE
MINUTE WEATHER INFORMATION... BEEF WITH K97.5 IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE...

$$

PP

2/29/2008 10:19:39 AM

would you take me back NORTH CAROLINA, methamphedamine was the final straw

2/29/2008 10:25:37 AM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=15743953

listen to the last track on this MYSPACE profile, it's fucking great.

2/29/2008 10:37:01 AM